Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #7,951
I don't know Lisa!, but whoever makes him happy is fine with me. But he's just hanging out with his uncles and buddies right now. I think he's a late-bloomer in the relationship department. Afterall, he already has 17 little strings and I think he's still a virgin! I guess it's a little different for threads than for people.
 
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we could write a book on threads we wrote so much about them in this thread
 
  • #7,953
I'm sure we could gain some cult-like following of a bunch of artsy-fartsy types who believed our nonsensical ramblings had some much deeper meaning and were choc-full of symbolism.
 
  • #7,954
threadology. the science of the thread. unknown until now, when yomamma came along and showed moonbear how to understand this odd creatures :bugeye:
 
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yomamma said:
threadology. the science of the thread. unknown until now, when yomamma came along and showed moonbear how to understand this odd creatures :bugeye:
Oh, that's not an odd creature, it's just a bugeye smiley. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,956
this thread is dead.
 
  • #7,957
nuff said.
 
  • #7,958
and I killed it
 
  • #7,959
*sighs* How many times do I have to tell you, it's my thread. I'll kill it when I'm good and ready. And I'm good and ready. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,960
moonbear, you are confused. this is no longer your thread. I have read it all. I have been posting in it for months. and you're an older poster, you have expired. now, don't get jealous because I am going to kill this thread.
 
  • #7,961
Maybe I should make a post in this thread...woo

I changed it so that there are now 20 posts per page :bugeye:
 
  • #7,962
you have posted in the almighty franzbear. you have become a poster. one of us, one of us, one of us... :bugeye:
 
  • #7,963
yomamma said:
you have posted in the almighty franzbear. you have become a poster. one of us, one of us, one of us... :bugeye:

Don't copy that floppy!
 
  • #7,964
moose said:
Maybe I should make a post in this thread...woo

I changed it so that there are now 20 posts per page :bugeye:
Uh oh! You're doomed now! Nobody who enters gets out alive! Muwahahahahahahaha! :devil:
 
  • #7,965
spoke to jimmyp, he's just as insane as ever. every now and then he checks out pf but he has very limited access to the internet now that he has spread his wings and moved away from home.
 
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This thread is nearing 9000 posts O.O

This thread still follows my 10x theory. The amount of views in a normal non stickied thread is 10 times the amount of replies on average.
 
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must...win...post#...9000...
 
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yomamma said:
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wtf O.O, that is weird


Bow to your god
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What kind of monster just lowered the replies of this thread by 5 O.O

I think someone is onto us *runs away*

EDIT: IT JUST DECREASED BY TEN MORE, AHHHHH!

GET THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO SAFETY!

ANOTHER EDIT: *gasp*
another three down the drain

I blame moonbear for this :-p :devil: :-p

someone is actually KILLIING this thread AHHHH we are losing ground!

another edit

all together about 60 posts have been lost so far

EDIT AGAIN:

A total of 110 lost so far
 
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shut the hell up. I am the thread killer champion, and I will kill this thread
 
  • #7,972
yomamma said:
shut the hell up. I am the thread killer champion, and I will kill this thread
that was just the 8888th post
 
  • #7,973
Moon bear said,

I'm sure we could gain some cult-like following of a bunch of artsy-fartsy types who believed our nonsensical ramblings had some much deeper meaning and were choc-full of symbolism.

This thread is Artsy- Fartsy. :smile: :smile: plus some other DEEP stuff
 
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wolram said:
Moon bear said,

I'm sure we could gain some cult-like following of a bunch of artsy-fartsy types who believed our nonsensical ramblings had some much deeper meaning and were choc-full of symbolism.

This thread is Artsy- Fartsy. :smile: :smile: plus some other DEEP stuff

Yep, it's definitely deep in here. :smile:
 
  • #7,975
moose said:
What kind of monster just lowered the replies of this thread by 5 O.O

I think someone is onto us *runs away*

EDIT: IT JUST DECREASED BY TEN MORE, AHHHHH!

GET THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO SAFETY!

ANOTHER EDIT: *gasp*
another three down the drain

I blame moonbear for this :-p :devil: :-p

someone is actually KILLIING this thread AHHHH we are losing ground!
another edit

all together about 60 posts have been lost so far

EDIT AGAIN:

A total of 110 lost so far
Then WHY ARE YOU EDITING! POST MAN! POST!
 
  • #7,976
how deep is the chasm?
 
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beep...
 
  • #7,978
Oh, Franzbear, I can barely wait to show you what I have for you. See, someone thought up the idea of ejection seats for a car, so I had to run out and design one so you could try it out! This should be so cool, it'll rocket propel you up and out of the car and then you can parachute back down. You'll have a blast!

Okay, now just strap yourself in. Yep, just like that. Alright, now I'll stand back so I can get a good picture to show everyone, and then you just press that big red button there and hang on!



Okay, I'm far enough back, go ahead. 3...2...1...

BLAM!



thunk[/size]

:redface: Oops, back to the drawing board. I guess that would have worked better in a convertible. :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,979
Yeah... Moonbear is tough- when you talk to her in the face your angle of view better not deviate by -15<theta<15, and certainly never in vertical position 0<phi<15. You're a goner if you look at the landing zone, pal!

And for all her grad students out there.. just a heads up:
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crap! I though I had 'im killed! and now I can't watch him because I have to go to school. :mad:
 
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Biology is one of those sciences that make you sometimes wish you never studied. Take Testicular Feminization Syndrome for example - a genetically male fetus lacks a receptor for testosterone and your male organs don't develop, and hence you pretty much stay a girl. In most of those "girls" the vulva opens into an inch deep cavity, and there is no uterus. Most with TFS are pretty hot - some are on Cosmopolitan covers, etc

Now don't you just wish you didnt know that?
 
  • #7,982
Cronxeh, those PhD Comics are great! :smile:

Aww...poor yomamma has to go back to school. :biggrin: Franzbear will join you for archery class. He's got his brand new shirt on with all the concentric red circles on it. He's going to help pick up the arrows so everyone doesn't have to keep stopping to retrieve them.
 
  • #7,983
unfortunately, I don't have archery. but dissection in science is a little more advanced this year. I think we're dissecting some strings...t'would be a shame if franzbear was mistaken for one...tsk...tsk...
 
  • #7,984
Wait! You can't dissect him if he isn't dead yet! That would be cruelty to strings! If you do it, I'm going to have to call the SPCS on you (that's the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Strings).
 
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cronxeh said:
Biology is one of those sciences that make you sometimes wish you never studied. Take Testicular Feminization Syndrome for example - a genetically male fetus lacks a receptor for testosterone and your male organs don't develop, and hence you pretty much stay a girl. In most of those "girls" the vulva opens into an inch deep cavity, and there is no uterus. Most with TFS are pretty hot - some are on Cosmopolitan covers, etc

Now don't you just wish you didnt know that?

:cry: :cry: :cry:

excuse me while i poke my minds eye out!
 
  • #7,986
Moonbear said:
Wait! You can't dissect him if he isn't dead yet! That would be cruelty to strings! If you do it, I'm going to have to call the SPCS on you (that's the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Strings).
at least it's not the STPS (string and thread protection society) I heard they break legs!
 
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cronxeh said:
Biology is one of those sciences that make you sometimes wish you never studied. Take Testicular Feminization Syndrome for example - a genetically male fetus lacks a receptor for testosterone and your male organs don't develop, and hence you pretty much stay a girl. In most of those "girls" the vulva opens into an inch deep cavity, and there is no uterus. Most with TFS are pretty hot - some are on Cosmopolitan covers, etc

Now don't you just wish you didnt know that?
Heck, you just gave half the guys here a new search string and a desire for pictures.
 
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cronxeh said:
Biology is one of those sciences that make you sometimes wish you never studied. Take Testicular Feminization Syndrome for example - a genetically male fetus lacks a receptor for testosterone and your male organs don't develop, and hence you pretty much stay a girl. In most of those "girls" the vulva opens into an inch deep cavity, and there is no uterus.
So how does sex work?
 
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cronxeh said:
Biology is one of those sciences that make you sometimes wish you never studied. Take Testicular Feminization Syndrome for example - a genetically male fetus lacks a receptor for testosterone and your male organs don't develop, and hence you pretty much stay a girl. In most of those "girls" the vulva opens into an inch deep cavity, and there is no uterus. Most with TFS are pretty hot - some are on Cosmopolitan covers, etc

Now don't you just wish you didnt know that?

Where did you hear that part about them being models? Androgen insensitivity is more often incomplete, so they would have both male and female characteristics. Those with a blind vaginal opening would have the incomplete form.

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001180.htm
 
  • #7,990
I heard it from an ER Physician (well the models being pretty hot and appearing on Cosmopolitan sometimes)
 
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cronxeh said:
I heard it from an ER Physician (well the models being pretty hot and appearing on Cosmopolitan sometimes)
It would explain why they always have those boy-ish looking hips. :-p

I suppose it's possible, at least for some of them. For those with the complete form of androgen insensitivity (that's the preferred term, by the way), they would be very feminized, and tall. Of course then they'd have to stop blaming their eating disorders for their lack of menstrual cycles. And of course you can rule out any who are found to later get pregnant. :biggrin: Any reason to believe the ER doc, or do you suppose this is just one of those things his med school classmates started speculating about one night after staying up too late studying for exams?
 
  • #7,992
I don't think he'd make it up - he was on top of his class at everything, from MCATs (45T) to graduating at top of his class in med school, etc. But then again, it could be just his opinion that there are actually models with TFS
 
  • #7,993
cronxeh said:
I don't think he'd make it up - he was on top of his class at everything, from MCATs (45T) to graduating at top of his class in med school, etc. But then again, it could be just his opinion that there are actually models with TFS
Considering I've run into OB/GYNs who were lacking in knowledge about endocrinology, I wouldn't assume that just because he was top in his class that this is something he really knows anything about if he's an ER doc. MDs really aren't taught to question things they are told, they accept a lot as fact that they shouldn't. And if he does really know, then those models' docs are breaching doctor patient confidentiality to someone for the rumor to spread.

Though, it'll give me a good laugh now whenever I hear a guy saying, "She's HOT!" because maybe that hot model is really a he. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,994
cronxeh said:
MCATs (45T)
Ahh! How'd you find out about my other Doom Machine!
 
  • #7,995
Are you guys communicating in secret code or something here?
 
  • #7,996
Charlie delta, the eagle has landed, please confirm
 
  • #7,997
That's a negative Charlie Delta. There's nothing but turkeys landing around here. Over.
 
  • #7,998
hmmm

India Juliet-Urniform-Sierra-Tango Kilo-India-Lima-Lima-Echo-Delta Tango-Hotel-India-Sierra Tango-Hotel-Romeo-Echo-Alpha-Delta
 
  • #7,999
I confess, I've been watching "Tommy Lee goes to college" and I like it. :redface: (and he's hot) (well, except for the tatoos )
 
  • #8,000
Moonbear said:
That's a negative Charlie Delta. There's nothing but turkeys landing around here. Over.
Charlie Delta Mu Alpha Beta Gamma. :approve: Over.
 

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