The point is... the Kevin diagram is just another mirror clock (figuratively speaking) that begins when Kevin gets hit in the face, only it's set to count different time intervals (and, so far, it's only half of the cycle). One problem with SR is that it assumes light won't conform to uniform motion, yet it uses light in uniform motion to illustrate the effects of time dilation with a mirror clock (i.e. that type of clock only exists on a graph). What, I believe, it actually illustrates is that you CAN move in relation to the speed of light, that C is not equal to C in all inertial frames of reference. Furthermore, the coordinates of an event (and it's path of trajectory) in any reference frame will always remain the same to all observers, no matter what (you only experience "motion" when you move out of this reference frame - absolute time passes, it won't wait on anything). Space won't contract and time dilation won't occur... what WILL happen is that everyone will agree on light speed and nobody will agree on time. If everyone assumes their own c' then we can all agree on time again. A quick snapshot of assumptions... (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galilean_invariance)
Some of the assumptions and properties of Newton's theory are:
The existence of infinitely many inertial frames.
Each frame is of infinite size (covers the entire universe).
Any two frames are in relative uniform motion.
The inertial frames move in all possible relative uniform motion.
There is a universal, or absolute, time.
Two inertial frames are related by a Galilean transformation.
In all inertial frames, Newton's laws, and gravity, hold.
In comparison, the corresponding statements from special relativity are same as the Newtonian assumption. Rather than allowing all relative uniform motion,
the relative velocity between two inertial frames is bounded above by the speed of light.
Instead of universal time, each inertial frame has its own time.
The Galilean transformations are replaced by Lorentz transformations.
In all inertial frames, all laws of physics are the same.
So, do the math according to the laws of nature and you get an absolute universe... but do it according to a constant speed of light and you will get a "light universe" where time waits on light to catch up.
I don't doubt that processes may slow down (relative to absolute time) when in motion. It makes perfect sense. We know that atoms have a lot of "empty space" in them... so you go whipping them around and, yeah, you might measure some sort of disturbance. Also, I have to go back and mention this... the half life of radioactive particles. "We can't determine anything from anyone radioactive particle." Ok, but we can tell when we have half of what we started with. This doesn't really give us predictive power over how long a particle will resist disintegration... it marks a specific point in absolute time when, by chance, there are only half of what we started with.
I conclude that there are way too many assumptions to put this all on a graph and call it complete... but that's just my reference frame ;)