Twix - 4 Cookie Bars, Creamy or Crunchy Caramel?

[tribdog]

I just bought a king size Twix. 4 cookie/candy bars in the pack. The thing that makes Twix good is the creamy caramel right? My Twix had crunchy caramel what does that mean?

 

[Math Is Hard]

I think it means you found the Golden Ticket. Too bad you swallowed it.

 

[tribdog]

I get the feeling it is coming back up, so all may not be lost

 

[Math Is Hard]

I don't think it was that valuable anyway. You'd just get to go to that chocolate factory and hang out with that creepy Michael Jackson-looking guy if you won. He would probably want to do stuff to you.

 

[tribdog]

If I got the chance to be sexually abused by Michael Jackson I'd do it. Don't you want to know what is so memorable about his penis?

 

[Math Is Hard]

Not if it means having to drink that Coke and Vodka crap he serves at his private parties. That's much worse than getting fondled.

 

[tribdog]

Does he serve Coke?
I probably would to if Pepsi lit me on fire

 

[Math Is Hard]

My mistake. It was allegedly Coke and white wine.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,13385,00.html
ugh! even worse.

 

[tribdog]

ugh is right. white wine with his dark meat?

 

[Evo]

ugh is right. white wine with his dark meat?

Incase you haven't noticed, it's white meat now.

No, I did *not* just type that. What is happening to me?

 

[Moonbear]

Incase you haven't noticed, it's white meat now.

I was wondering if it was noteworthy because it's the only part of him that's still black. Dangit, tribdog is contagious!

 

[tribdog]

damn right I am, contagious and incurable.

 

[tribdog]

Guess what. I know why they tell you to poke holes in the top of TV dinners before you microwave them. Can't go into it right now, but believe me sometimes it pays to follow directions.

 

[Moonbear]

Guess what. I know why they tell you to poke holes in the top of TV dinners before you microwave them. Can't go into it right now, but believe me sometimes it pays to follow directions.

Does the food taste as good after you scrape it off the top and sides of the microwave?

 

[Entropy]

Twix are yummy. I wish I had one right now because I'm starving.

 

[tribdog]

Does the food taste as good after you scrape it off the top and sides of the microwave?

Here's what I assumed, it isn't the food forcing it's way through the wrapper it's just the steam so if it does explode it's just steam right? nope, doesn't appear so. Apparently the steam does the exploding, but each steam molecule takes a handful of food with it and tosses it against the nearest clean spot.

 

[Andy]

twix's are lovely, have never had a 4 fingered bar though.

 

[hypatia]

hmmm I don't like them, they confuse my mouth.