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Gokul43201 said:
Has anyone tried this one yet?
What Did Mom Say About the Chainsaw and Arthritis?
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The discussion revolves around a humorous exchange involving a suggestion from a participant's mother about using Ben Gay for arthritis, which leads to playful banter and jokes among participants. The scope includes light-hearted commentary, personal anecdotes, and various one-liners, with a focus on humor rather than serious inquiry.
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- One participant shares a humorous anecdote about their mother's suggestion to use Ben Gay, leading to a playful misunderstanding about its application.
- Several participants engage in jokes and one-liners, with some referencing personal experiences and others contributing original jokes.
- There is a recurring theme of humorous exchanges about the absurdity of the original suggestion and its implications.
- Some participants express surprise at the absence of a specific member, adding a layer of meta-commentary to the discussion.
- Multiple jokes are shared, including puns and humorous scenarios, with varying responses from the group.
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The discussion remains largely unresolved in terms of serious inquiry, as participants engage in humor without reaching a consensus on any particular point. The tone is light-hearted, with no significant disagreements noted, but rather a shared enjoyment of the humor.
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Participants share jokes and anecdotes that may rely on personal experiences or cultural references, which could limit understanding for those outside the context of the discussion.
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Has anyone tried this one yet?
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I am trying to butter a cat standing on a piece of toast, with hopes of pitching him off the back deck. No luck yet.
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Good luck in your endeavour. And remember, if it doesn't work the first time, keep on trying.turbo-1 said:
-Artman, cat allergy sufferer.
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Too close for missiles switching to guns.
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It's a trick question. No cat would let you tie anything to it, let alone a buttered piece of toast!heartless said:
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Speaking of WKRP...
"I swear, I thought turkeys could fly".
"I swear, I thought turkeys could fly".
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Except when they are de-feathered, beheaded, frozen and/or stuffed.Ivan Seeking said:
It's more like falling.
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Pickup and Put down.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the Earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the Earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing
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Taking a short walk of just a few blocks with some friends, I said the classic line, "Are we there yet?"
The two daughters of my friend said in unison, "Yes, get out."
My friend said, "They're well trained."
The two daughters of my friend said in unison, "Yes, get out."
My friend said, "They're well trained."
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Customer walks into a restaurant and says "Give me a BLT, hold the mayo, and step on it".
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"Too many people in Washington are leaking!"
re NY Times disclosure stories about gov spy programs.
re NY Times disclosure stories about gov spy programs.
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Astronuc said:Man: I would go to the ends of the Earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Nah, that should be:
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Man: I would go to the ends of the Earth for you.
Woman: You only need to go to one. I'll go to the other.
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Or,Averagesupernova said:
Woman: OK, bye!
or
Woman: OK, how soon can you leave.
