What Happens When You Pick the Day and Color You Were Born In?

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In summary: Dude, I was so stoned when I wrote that...I think the poster above me is a little kid who is trying to act like a smart adultDude, I was so stoned when I wrote that...I think the poster above me is a little kid who is trying to act like a smart adultIn summary, a conversation about picking birth months, days, and shirt colors led to various responses that ranged from playful to nonsensical. The conversation also included a discussion about monitoring the pressure in a cryostat to prevent the creation of a bomb, and a comment about acknowledging the funny posts of a particular user.
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Pick the month you were born in:
January--i married
Febuary--i danced with
March--i ate
April-- i stole from
May--i spanked
June--i kissed
July--i killed
August--i lied to
September--i choked
October-- i played with
November-- i watched
December--i love


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a football player
2-------a monkey
3-------a vacuum
4-------a spork
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------a llama
8------- my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------your mom
11-------a gangster
12-------an ipod
13-------my neighbor
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a squirrel
21-------a ninja
22-------a noodle
23-------a fireman
24-------a ruler
25---1000 people
26-------a banana
27-------an alien
28-------a mexican
29-------my science teacher
30-------my true love
31-------my uncle


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i keep it gangsta
Black-------Because he took my taco
Pink--------Because I am in love
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I am sexy and i do what i want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because i can
Gray-------- Because that's how i roll
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----cuz i wanted its sex
amethyst----Because I am emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so



No...I didn't come up with it...:uhh:
 
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December 25, brown shirt. I'm too modest to type it out... :blushing:
 
  • #3
I spanked my true love because I keep it gangsta.:tongue2:
 
  • #4
I'm not wearing a shirt...what now?
 
  • #5
Go with the nearest approximation to your fleshtone.
 
  • #6
ya I'm not wearing a shirt either. this game discriminates against nudists!
 
  • #7
I played with a spork because the voices told me to.
 
  • #8
I love my best friend's boyfriend because I keep it gangsta
 
  • #9
I danced with a football player Because i keep it gangsta
I wish I was wearing my green shirt.
 
  • #10
First, learn how to spell the word "sentence". :rolleyes:
 
  • #11
Tsu said:
First, learn how to spell the word "sentence". :rolleyes:
If you're going to complain...fine, Form a sentence...:groan:
 
  • #12
I ate a spork because he took my taco! :!)
Thank you spork! You're the only one who knew I hate tacos
 
  • #13
i choked bigfoot because i hate my family
 
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I watched a vacuum because I wanted its sex.

Now, I'm warming up this cryostat to room temperature and I'm monitoring the pressure in the the He-3 space. The space had been pumped out and evacuated at liquid nitrogen temperature. Now if the He-3 gas had gotten contaminated with air and water (from tiny leaks over several months), all of this contamination is essentially solid or liquid at 77K. When the cryostat gets warmer, the liquids will vaporize and make a lot of gas (a liter of liquid will make hundreds of liters of gas) - this could potentially make a bomb in the crystat. So I have to carefully monitor the pressure in the He-3 space to make sure this doesn't happen (and take care of it, if it looks like it is).

So, I watched a vacuum because I didn't want a bomb.
 
  • #15
What a stupid thread

Wow if you were born May 31st, you better take that pink t-shirt off
 
  • #16
Pengwuino said:
What a stupid thread

Wow if you were born May 31st, you better take that pink t-shirt off
quit whining because my threads are more popular than yours
 
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yomamma said:
quit whining because my threads are more popular than yours

We just feel sorry for you
 
  • #18
you and...?
 
  • #19
yomamma said:
quit whining because my threads are more popular than yours

:rofl: I love this kid. He says what everyone thinks.
 
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and for comparison, can I have your opinions on the troll who wrote post #17?
 
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cyrusabdollahi said:
:rofl: I love this kid. He says what everyone thinks.
:rofl: I just love how you always acknowledge this :rofl: !
 
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Pengwuino said:
Wow if you were born May 31st, you better take that pink t-shirt off
You better take it off if your born december 25
For some reason I think yomamma is wearing a blue shrit.
 
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yomamma said:
and for comparison, can I have your opinions on the troll who wrote post #17?

:rofl: Kid, your killing me!
 
  • #24
cyrusabdollahi said:
:rofl: Kid, your killing me!

go makeout with your dog
 
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rocketboy said:
ya I'm not wearing a shirt either. this game discriminates against nudists!
I'm not wearing a shirt either. :blushing:
 
  • #26
Oh dear! October 25 and I'm wearing a black shirt. That sounds awfully naughty. :blushing:
 
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Pengwuino said:
go makeout with your dog
new one
January...I toke out
Feburay...I don't like
March...I made out
April...I like
May...I don't like
June...I think like
July...I'am very
August...I don't care about
september...I'am in love with
October...I danced with
november...I don't think like
december...I was taught by

1...A congressmen
2...penguwuino
3...cyrusabdollahi
4...my aunt
5...my sister
6...my brother
7...my math teacher
8...My ture love
9...A stupid person
10...a penguin
11...A mod
12...A senator
13...The president of the undited states of america
14...8 billion people
15...An army guy
16...Franzbear
17...yomamma
18...TKC
19...A video charchter
20...my uncle
21...my family
22...A crackpot
23...A smart person
24...Who cares
25...a dog
26...TKC
27...With a person
28...A boring person
29...A football player
30...4 n00b
31...Everone elese
Color shirt
White... Because I'am in love
black...Because I'am stupid
Pink...Because I hate this thread
blue...Same as last time
red...becuse someone stole my idea
Green...I hate whatever it was that was in the toeilt
Purple...Because I love myself
Gray...Because I was bord
Yellow...It was exicting
Orange...Because I hated my family and still do
other...Because I was high
What ever color yomammma is wearing...Because I start and kill threads with permisson form moderators and I make with dogs alot
 
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Yah the new one makes no sense for me
 
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Pengwuino said:
Yah the new one makes no sense for me
Of cource it was designed for you...
 
  • #30
I ate an ipod. I don't know why, because I'm wearing a plaid shirt. (Of course, that might just be because I'm high.)

Gokul43201 said:
a liter of liquid will make hundreds of liters of gas
No ****, Sherlock. To anybody who's ever shared a case of beer with me, that's self-evident.

And that's spelled 'litre', by the way.
 
  • #31
Danger said:
And that's spelled 'litre', by the way.
Only the French and the Canucks really ever spell it that way anymore.
 
  • #32
And what higher authority do you require?
 
  • #33
Sep. 15th(or 14th sometimes) , blue

I choked a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.o:)
 
  • #34
Lisa! said:
I choked a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.o:)

Good ol Lisa!
 
  • #35
Oh, how sweet. I got "I danced with my true love."

(Anyone going to check?)
 

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