What kind of stunt would instantly impress a female?

Successful stories? Anyone?

I have one, but kinda an accident:

When I was young in highschool, there was this limosine slowed down near me and the front-side window were rolled down. The chauffeur lowered his head and yelled, eh kid, know where *** street is?

I smiled back to him and said: I just moved here with my parents.

Then a girl in my neighboring class showed up right beside me, and she found me smiling. So she was like: what are you so happy about? What did you say to that guy in the limo?

I smiled at her evenly and said: I told him I'd rather walk.
 

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I'm not sure that I'd categorize it as a "stunt", but when I was in my 30's my ability to breathe through my ears was for some reason popular with the ladies.
 
I'm not sure that I'd categorize it as a "stunt", but when I was in my 30's my ability to breathe through my ears was for some reason popular with the ladies.
Whaah? Tympanic membrane perforation is nothing to be toyed with?
 

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This question assumes that unlike men who are deep and diverse women obviously are so similar that all of them would be interested in the same things :rolleyes:
 
This question assumes that unlike men who are deep and diverse women obviously are so similar that all of them would be interested in the same things :rolleyes:
But... they are :confused:
 
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I think any display of remarkable cool under stress would impress any female. It would impress most males, for that matter.
 

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Some little kind act.
 
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A girl has to impress me for me to be interested.
 

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Whaah? Tympanic membrane perforation is nothing to be toyed with?
:rolleyes:

Could somebody else please explain it to the poor lad. I've already had enough infractions.
 
Having an eloquent scottish accent, I just talk to them!
 
Most of my stunts have done the exact opposite of impressing females.
 
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I'm told that Women are blown away by small inexpensive economy cars that have had tens of thousands of dollars of after-market modifications; extra spoilers, exotic tires, flamboyant paint jobs, active hydraulic suspension, multi-kilowatt sound systems, huge engines with illegally loud exhausts, etc.
 
Is making 6 figures and working out daily a stunt?
 
I'm told that Women are blown away by small inexpensive economy cars that have had tens of thousands of dollars of after-market modifications; extra spoilers, exotic tires, flamboyant paint jobs, active hydraulic suspension, multi-kilowatt sound systems, huge engines with illegally loud exhausts, etc.
Looks like I'll be 'pimping out' my crappy peugot!
 
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When you call it a stunt... Nothing will impress a woman
 
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When I was young in highschool, there was this limosine slowed down near me and the front-side window were rolled down. The chauffeur lowered his head and yelled, eh kid, know where *** street is?

I smiled back to him and said: I just moved here with my parents.

Then a girl in my neighboring class showed up right beside me, and she found me smiling. So she was like: what are you so happy about? What did you say to that guy in the limo?

I smiled at her evenly and said: I told him I'd rather walk.
Ha! Thats an amazing line!!! Kudos for you!
As for impressing a female, that is a good question. If you ever find an answer, let me know :)
 

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In a bar once, a guy grabbed the hem of my dress and put his lit cigarette through it. There was no damage to my dress. THAT was impressive, although so bizarre to come up to a strange woman and do that that I got as far away from him as possible.
 
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In a bar once, a guy grabbed the hem of my dress and put his lit cigarette through it. There was no damage to my dress. THAT was impressive, although so bizarre to come up to a strange woman and do that that I got as far away from him as possible.
That's one of the strangest things I've ever heard. I can't begin to sort out what he was thinking.
 
I'm told that Women are blown away by small inexpensive economy cars that have had tens of thousands of dollars of after-market modifications; extra spoilers, exotic tires, flamboyant paint jobs, active hydraulic suspension, multi-kilowatt sound systems, huge engines with illegally loud exhausts, etc.


No classy girl will be impressed by ricer rockets.
 
In a bar once, a guy grabbed the hem of my dress and put his lit cigarette through it. There was no damage to my dress. THAT was impressive, although so bizarre to come up to a strange woman and do that that I got as far away from him as possible.
Lesson learned: treat a woman like trash or put her in harms way will instantly imprint your characteristics in her read-only-memory.

Very valuable information. Thanks. Will apply it when possible.
 

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That's one of the strangest things I've ever heard. I can't begin to sort out what he was thinking.
He said it was a magic trick, apparently meant to impress me.
 

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