What kind of stunt would instantly impress a female?

[Alex_Sanders]

Successful stories? Anyone?

I have one, but kinda an accident:

When I was young in high school, there was this limosine slowed down near me and the front-side window were rolled down. The chauffeur lowered his head and yelled, eh kid, know where *** street is?

I smiled back to him and said: I just moved here with my parents.

Then a girl in my neighboring class showed up right beside me, and she found me smiling. So she was like: what are you so happy about? What did you say to that guy in the limo?

I smiled at her evenly and said: I told him I'd rather walk.

 

[Danger]

I'm not sure that I'd categorize it as a "stunt", but when I was in my 30's my ability to breathe through my ears was for some reason popular with the ladies.

 

[Alex_Sanders]

I'm not sure that I'd categorize it as a "stunt", but when I was in my 30's my ability to breathe through my ears was for some reason popular with the ladies.

Whaah? Tympanic membrane perforation is nothing to be toyed with?

 

[Ryan_m_b]

This question assumes that unlike men who are deep and diverse women obviously are so similar that all of them would be interested in the same things

 

[genericusrnme]

This question assumes that unlike men who are deep and diverse women obviously are so similar that all of them would be interested in the same things

But... they are

 

[zoobyshoe]

I think any display of remarkable cool under stress would impress any female. It would impress most males, for that matter.

 

[jim hardy]

Some little kind act.

 

[dipole]

A girl has to impress me for me to be interested.

 

[Ryan_m_b]

In order to contribute productively to this thread I have found a list of 30 ways females of different species can be impressed. As the OP specified "females" rather than "women" I assume this is what he desired.

 

[Danger]

Whaah? Tympanic membrane perforation is nothing to be toyed with?

Could somebody else please explain it to the poor lad. I've already had enough infractions.

 

[zoobyshoe]

In order to contribute productively to this thread I have found a list of 30 ways females of different species can be impressed. As the OP specified "females" rather than "women" I assume this is what he desired.

Who died and made you Sheldon?

 

[genericusrnme]

Having an eloquent scottish accent, I just talk to them!

 

[DragonPetter]

Most of my stunts have done the exact opposite of impressing females.

 

[Antiphon]

I'm told that Women are blown away by small inexpensive economy cars that have had tens of thousands of dollars of after-market modifications; extra spoilers, exotic tires, flamboyant paint jobs, active hydraulic suspension, multi-kilowatt sound systems, huge engines with illegally loud exhausts, etc.

 

[Illuminerdi]

Is making 6 figures and working out daily a stunt?

 

[genericusrnme]

I'm told that Women are blown away by small inexpensive economy cars that have had tens of thousands of dollars of after-market modifications; extra spoilers, exotic tires, flamboyant paint jobs, active hydraulic suspension, multi-kilowatt sound systems, huge engines with illegally loud exhausts, etc.

Looks like I'll be 'pimping out' my crappy peugot!

 

[mcknia07]

When you call it a stunt... Nothing will impress a woman

 

[Evo]

When you call it a stunt... Nothing will impress a woman

+ 1

 

[Ivan92]

When I was young in high school, there was this limosine slowed down near me and the front-side window were rolled down. The chauffeur lowered his head and yelled, eh kid, know where *** street is?

I smiled back to him and said: I just moved here with my parents.

Then a girl in my neighboring class showed up right beside me, and she found me smiling. So she was like: what are you so happy about? What did you say to that guy in the limo?

I smiled at her evenly and said: I told him I'd rather walk.

Ha! Thats an amazing line! Kudos for you!
As for impressing a female, that is a good question. If you ever find an answer, let me know :)

 

[Evo]

In a bar once, a guy grabbed the hem of my dress and put his lit cigarette through it. There was no damage to my dress. THAT was impressive, although so bizarre to come up to a strange woman and do that that I got as far away from him as possible.

 

[zoobyshoe]

In a bar once, a guy grabbed the hem of my dress and put his lit cigarette through it. There was no damage to my dress. THAT was impressive, although so bizarre to come up to a strange woman and do that that I got as far away from him as possible.

That's one of the strangest things I've ever heard. I can't begin to sort out what he was thinking.

 

[Ryan_m_b]

Who died and made you Sheldon?

Bazinga

 

[Alex_Sanders]

I'm told that Women are blown away by small inexpensive economy cars that have had tens of thousands of dollars of after-market modifications; extra spoilers, exotic tires, flamboyant paint jobs, active hydraulic suspension, multi-kilowatt sound systems, huge engines with illegally loud exhausts, etc.

No classy girl will be impressed by ricer rockets.

 

[Alex_Sanders]

In a bar once, a guy grabbed the hem of my dress and put his lit cigarette through it. There was no damage to my dress. THAT was impressive, although so bizarre to come up to a strange woman and do that that I got as far away from him as possible.

Lesson learned: treat a woman like trash or put her in harms way will instantly imprint your characteristics in her read-only-memory.

Very valuable information. Thanks. Will apply it when possible.

 

[Evo]

That's one of the strangest things I've ever heard. I can't begin to sort out what he was thinking.

He said it was a magic trick, apparently meant to impress me.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

This question assumes that unlike men who are deep and diverse women obviously are so similar that all of them would be interested in the same things

I hear women tend to have quite a bit of success in hunting the "deep diverse" prey that is man with the aid of a push up bra and a low cut blouse. Some bold ladies even forgo the bra.

 

[Ryan_m_b]

I hear women tend to have quite a bit of success in hunting the "deep diverse" prey that is man with the aid of a push up bra and a low cut blouse. Some bold ladies even forgo the bra.

I have a raft of gay friends that would disagree

 

[256bits]

Lesson learned: treat a woman like trash or put her in harms way will instantly imprint your characteristics in her read-only-memory.

Very valuable information. Thanks. Will apply it when possible.

I thought to impress a woman it was to 'take out the trash', and do some other simple fun stuff like washing the dishes, not tracking dirt and mud on the floor, pick up your socks, not putting your feet on the coffee table when watching TV, and of course removing that engine overhaul kit with the pistons, rings and bearings from the corner of the living room to the garage.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I have a raft of gay friends that would disagree

What are they doing on a raft?

 

[roym6]

I don't know about stunts, I just use my corny pick-up lines.

I wish I was helicase so I could unzip your genes/jeans.

Are you Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

etc. I can go on for hours.

 

[BobG]

This question assumes that unlike men who are deep and diverse women obviously are so similar that all of them would be interested in the same things

Not only that, but even when talking about the same woman, there's no stunt that works for all males, making things even more confusing.

I remember this woman I had a crush on was really impressed by how her male cat left a dead mouse on her doorstep one morning. So, I went out into a field with a box of mousetraps and left over half a dozen dead mice on her doorstep.

It just didn't have the same effect at all!

 

[TheShrike]

I don't know about stunts, I just use my corny pick-up lines.

I wish I was helicase so I could unzip your genes/jeans.

Are you Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

etc. I can go on for hours.

My personal favourite: "I wish I was your derivative so I could be tangent to all your curves..."

Have yet to try it; doubt it'll have much of a success rate though.

 

[lisab]

Not only that, but even when talking about the same woman, there's no stunt that works for all males, making things even more confusing.

I remember this woman I had a crush on was really impressed by how her male cat left a dead mouse on her doorstep one morning. So, I went out into a field with a box of mousetraps and left over half a dozen dead mice on her doorstep.

It just didn't have the same effect at all!

*cough**restraining order**cough*

 

[Alex_Sanders]

I don't know about stunts, I just use my corny pick-up lines.

I wish I was helicase so I could unzip your genes/jeans.

Are you Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

etc. I can go on for hours.

Please, do go on! Reader discretion is strongly advised as lawsuit may be filed.

 

[cepheid]

I once impressed a girl (a friend of mine) by not making any attempt to impress her whatsoever. I was helping her to move some stuff into a new apartment (which can't have hurt either). We had to carry the stuff a much longer way than I had first anticipated, and I made a joke about how my upper body strength was barely up to the task. She remarked that it was refreshing to see a guy who wasn't trying to be all macho and boast about his physical strength. I said that I had nothing to prove in that regard.

DISCLAIMER: a girl reacting positively to this sort of honesty/self-awareness might happen, but I suspect that a girl being attracted to it is probably the exception rather than the rule. So don't go out and expect to pick up a whole bunch of chicks using your lack of confidence, your self-deprecating humour, and your scrawny bod, and then come back and blame me when it doesn't work. You might ask, did I get with this girl? No. She did admit to me later that she did have a bit of a crush on me at the time, but I had no idea of this, and therefore missed any opportunity to do anything about it. Now it's too late, since she has a BF.