Who Just Celebrated the Arrival of a New Baby Boy in Centralis, Kansas?

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Evo has announced the birth of her baby boy, weighing 6 pounds, 6.6 ounces, from Centralis General Hospital in Kansas. The community is celebrating this joyous occasion, extending congratulations to both Evo and the father, whose identity remains a lighthearted mystery. The discussion humorously speculates on potential names for the baby, referencing previous children named "Child of Evo" and "Spawn of Evo." There are playful comments about the timing of the sale of PF coinciding with the birth, alongside humorous biblical references suggesting a prophetic nature to the event. The conversation maintains a light-hearted tone, with jokes about pickles and ice cream cravings and a tongue-in-cheek mention of a past child named Adolf. Overall, the thread is filled with camaraderie and humor surrounding Evo's new arrival.
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Congratulations To Evo!

General Discussion Mentor Evo has just e-mailed me from Centralis General Hospital in Centralis, Kansas to announce she has given birth to a 6lb , 6.6oz baby boy. I hope everyone will join in in extending her their congratulations!
 
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Congratulations also to the father. I'm sure he would be very happy also if he knew...

<ZapperZ runs and hides...>

Zz.
 
ZapperZ said:
Congratulations also to the father. I'm sure he would be very happy also if he knew...

<ZapperZ runs and hides...>

Zz.
Evo mentioned she's somewhat curious about his identity, too. She often can't remember things between taking her ambien and falling asleep.
 
One of the nurses has woven little cloven booties for his tiny hooves. :smile:

Is it just a coincidence that PF was sold at the exact moment of the little devil's birth?
 
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I'm sure we're all wondering what you're going to name him in the spirit of his sisters Child of Evo, and Spawn of Evo. Any decisions yet?
 
I don't believe it
 
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Congrats Evo and Company! :biggrin:

Now, no more pickles and ice cream!

-Dan
 
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Evo said:
Is it just a coincidence that PF was sold at the exact moment of the little devil's birth?

It was foretold in the scriptures: ...and when the place of many silent voices is consumed by the great winged warrior, a virgin shall give birth to boy whose number is measured as 666.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
It was foretold in the scriptures: ...and when the place of many silent voices is consumed by the great winged warrior, a virgin shall give birth to boy whose number is measured as 666.
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ZapperZ said:
Congratulations also to the father. I'm sure he would be very happy also if he knew...

<ZapperZ runs and hides...>

Zz.
Thank You! I haven't been this happy since my 665th child, Adolf, was born.

To those of you that didn't bother to send a card or flowers, I will remember on your day of judgement

Yours forever in eternal damnation,
:devil:Satan:devil:

PS - Evo, why haven't you returned my calls :confused:
 
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