speaking of cell phones... mines about dead now... the top of the antenna finally fell off after hanging on by just a thread for a week or so, i superglued it back together, but it still fell apart. then last night i called whozum and he couldn't hear me at all. our conversation went something like:"Hello? abby? are you there? hello??"
<"HOSAM! CAN YOU HEAR ME! HOSAM I'M HERE! WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME!??">
"c'mon this isn't funny, are you there? i can't hear you abby. what are you doing?
<"AUGH! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! STUPID &^&*#(*&# PHONE! !&%$!@!**! HEAR ME DAMMIT!">
"is your phone broken or something? are you there? abby! whyeee..."
<*Smashes phone against nearest hard surface*>
"hey, what? did you say something? i just heard something."
<*Throws phone across hall*>
"abby? sweetie, what's going on?"
<*presses random buttons in frustration and rage*>
"Beep beep beep?"
<*realizes he can hear the buttons being pressed... tries playing jingle bells... fails...*>
"yeah, i don't know what that means..."
<3,3,3>
"...i love you more"
<2,2>
"aww, you just said nuh uh"
<5,5,5,5,5,5>
"hahahahaha?"
<5,5,5,5,5,5>
"god you're cute.
<3,3,3>
"i love you too. press once if you're smiling"
<1!>
"how big?"
<1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1>
"hahaha, ok stop. i wish i could hear you."
<1>
"you wish too?"
<1>
"you want to get to bed now?"
<2,2>
"no? why not."
<3,3,3>
"aww, i love you too"
...
we did that for like, way longer than you'd probably think possible. I've got to get a new phone real badly. mine's going on 3 years old. well, mines dead now... but yeah... sigh.