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Ibix
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Waiter! Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?
Um... it looks like it's doing the back stroke, sir.
Um... it looks like it's doing the back stroke, sir.
jtbell said:Have you heard about the name of the new Indiana Jones movie with Harrison Ford?
Aaaaaaaaaaa! It's not lame anymore.Ibix said:Barium → bury 'em → bury them.
It so is. Somewhere upthread, there's a picture of Chemistry Cat (a Blofeld type furry cat in glasses and a labcoat) telling it, which is even lamer.Psinter said:Aaaaaaaaaaa! It's not lame anymore.
Chemistry cat gives lots of lame lols. Just googled Chemistry Cat and found:Ibix said:It so is. Somewhere upthread, there's a picture of Chemistry Cat (a Blofeld type furry cat in glasses and a labcoat) telling it, which is even lamer.
So many lame jokes. Alright, I'll re-post this one that google threw at my face and go to sleep:Ibix said:Googling for philosoraptor is also a good source of lame jokes - got that one from this thread too, I think.
Here are all the ones FlexGunship provided[/quote].mfb said:I wanted to post another lame chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
And have been since 2011.
That reminds me.Ibix said:Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terwitter
Terwitter who?
I didn't know you spoke owl...
I still don't get it. :(DrGreg said:That reminds me.
What was the owl's telephone extension number?
2820
This assumes you pronounce "0" as "oh"
(That also works for PIN number.)
Me neither. We are in the same boat.DaveC426913 said:I still don't get it. :(
Two eight two oh isn't too far from twit twoo.DaveC426913 said:I still don't get it. :(
Huh. Never heard this before.Ibix said:Two eight two oh isn't too far from twit twoo.
Psinter - this is the canonical noise of an owl in English,
Oh. Now I get it. Yeah, that was lame.Ibix said:Two eight two oh isn't too far from twit twoo.
Psinter - this is the canonical noise of an owl in English, although many don't make anything like this sound.
Maybe it's England, not English. http://www.garden-birds.co.uk/birds/tawnyowl.htmDaveC426913 said:Huh. Never heard this before.