Well, you can find it under "a few" posts, including this one. I put it in my signature several years ago.Young physicist said:
I can't get itDemystifier said:
It has two legs at the back and forelegs at the front making a total of six. Since six is an odd number of legs for a horse to have but is an even number, and the only number that is both even and odd is infinity, it is clear that horses have an infinite number of legs.Demystifier said:
You will get it when you get calculus and QCD.Young physicist said:I can't get it
As I understand it, a lot of the difficulty in doing theoretical physics comes in making sure that you've accounted for all relevant effects once and once only. The "mistake" @Demystifier made is a trivial example - he "hasn't realized" that the set of left legs and the set of front legs overlap.Young physicist said:I can't get it
Wow. ThanksDemystifier said:You will get it when you get calculus and QCD.
To me, it has five legs.Ibix said:
Yes, and here is an actual physical example: Paradox: Electron Radiates in a Gravitational FieldIbix said:
Yes, because one of its front legs is shown twice, once on the front and once on the side. I gather it was a convention when representing things with this kind of relief carving on two sides of a block. But it's a nice illustration of Demystifier's joke in the real world.Young physicist said:
Those nuts have some serious problemsmfb said:
No. We're done counting legs! ...mfb said:
That's why teleportation needs to be discovered! ...Psinter said:
You see, we don't know. All he said was that he knows that the gym is on the first floor ...jtbell said:
Ah! That takes care of it, I guess. That explains it. Sounds like a contract (+ the minimum pizza requirements [should be met] etc.).mfb said:
As seen on ProboscisBook?fresh_42 said:
Nope. Translated from a German joke site. Unfortunately most of their puns are playing with language and cannot be translated.Ibix said:
Grand total: 45845 (symmetric)fresh_42 said:
Speaking of language jokes, how about this one:fresh_42 said:
For the same reason we park in a driveway and drive on a parkwayYoung physicist said:
It probably will if you drop it in water. Especially if you leave the plug out.Young physicist said:
And the same reason trains stop in a train station, buses stop at a bus station, and I have a work station in my office.phinds said:
Well, You stop to workIbix said:
That's what I tell my boss, anyway.Young physicist said:Well, You stop to work
You mean they brush and comb just by themselves? Hmmm! I haven't seen that ...Young physicist said:
Yeah, I do mean "brush with a brush"...but definitely not "sink with a sink"Stavros Kiri said:
Well it's usually heavy, so if you hug it it will take you underwater! ...Young physicist said:
Well, that’s basically true...but in a flood occurred in south Taiwan a few days ago, a few of them did float on water on the street, which I saw it on tv.(which is an obvious exception to normal conditions)Stavros Kiri said:Well it's usually heavy, so if you hug it it will take you underwater! ...
Lol. Some sinks don't sink then ...Young physicist said:
Ha. Tounge twisterfresh_42 said:
To be pedantic, according to chemistry, alcohol is a pure compound. Booze is a solution.jedishrfu said:
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