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Ibix
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Did you hear about the phone company that won a Nobel prize?
It seems they made a phone that doesn't ring.
It seems they made a phone that doesn't ring.
jtbell said:Did you hear about the rich swordfish who divorced his wife? He had to pay her a lot of abalone.
Ibix said:What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head?What do you call a man with two pieces of wood on his head?Edward.What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head?Edward Wood.What do you call a man with four pieces of wood on his head?Edward Woodward.I don't know - but Edward Woodward would.
dkotschessaa said:A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar.
They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.
Ibix said:You don't think they tell each other lame jokes, then? ;-)
Isaacsname said:I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.
Ivan Seeking said:One day different parts of the body had an argument about who should be in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
Just remember who is really in charge!
Lol. mind if I use that?Isaacsname said:I've heard a variant of that one.
" Did you ever blow bubbles ? " <---ask somebody
" Yes, I did " <--- usual answer
" Well he's back in town, he wants you to give him a call " <---- zinger
Psyguy22 said:Lol. mind if I use that?