Collection of Lame Jokes

[nsaspook]

What do you call this gold heist?
An 'Inside job'.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/21/world/mint-employee-may-have-smuggled-gold-rectum-trnd/index.html

Also, the judge presiding over the case is Justice Peter Doody. Goodbye.

 

[Pepper Mint]

What do you call this gold heist?
An 'Inside job'.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/21/world/mint-employee-may-have-smuggled-gold-rectum-trnd/index.html

That is very much inside of a job he did indeed.

 

[OmCheeto]

What do you call this gold heist?
An 'Inside job'.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/21/world/mint-employee-may-have-smuggled-gold-rectum-trnd/index.html

Also, the judge presiding over the case is Justice Peter Doody. Goodbye.

Reminds me of that kid in Florida, who started his own business: Call of Doodie [pet waste removal service]

 

[davenn]

uh huh

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14344905_1571946949780566_2568150112366914611_n.jpg?oh=320af17da93cb6d794d3cd67164b45f3&oe=5867D15E

 

[Psinter]

I hate it when I get stabbed with a Morgul-blade.

Spoiler

Then I have to get medicine from the elves of Rivendell and my health insurance does not cover it.

 

[Ibix]

Spoiler

Then I have to get medicine from the elves of Rivendell and my health insurance does not cover it.

Spoiler

You need to get elf insurance instead

 

[fresh_42]

Why are there no posts from apparently very important people here on PF?

Spoiler

I mean, I haven't found a single post from General Physics, General Math, General Engineering or General Discussion!
And why don't we have Admirals on PF?

 

[mfb]

We have

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posts from General Scientist

 

[Ibix]

Another board I read has a knight, Sir Chenjin (say it out loud).

 

[davenn]

 

[Pepper Mint]

I don't understand this one.

 

[davenn]

I don't understand this one.

the fridge one ? really ?

 

[mfb]

Well, the cookies are all on the dark side.

 

[DrClaude]

Well, the cookies are all on the dark side.

Clever link to @davenn's avatar.

 

[davenn]

this is REALLY bad ...

https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14517377_319800775048236_2315196952775914869_n.jpg?oh=364d094081a4d86f3d1db1a22869e269&oe=58736A51

 

[Kevin McHugh]

this is REALLY bad ...

https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14517377_319800775048236_2315196952775914869_n.jpg?oh=364d094081a4d86f3d1db1a22869e269&oe=58736A51

I'm groaning through my laughing, or laughing through my groaning. It must be communative

 

[davenn]

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[fresh_42]

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Yep, got it. But you shouldn't tell when women are around.

 

[davenn]

Yep, got it. But you shouldn't tell when women are around.

hahaha ...

 

[davenn]

hahaha

 

[tensor0910]

How do you get down from an elephant?

You dont, you get it from a duck...I'll let myself out now.

 

[Fervent Freyja]

"Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered."

 

[fresh_42]

"Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered."

I'm glad you said this.

 

[Fervent Freyja]

I'm glad you said this.

"Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?"

 

[jtbell]

Is this the lame jokes thread or the lame pickup lines thread?

 

[Fervent Freyja]

Is this the lame jokes thread or the lame pickup lines thread?

Is there pickup lines thread?

 

[Pepper Mint]

Is there pickup lines thread?

I can't help posting instead of just clicking 'like' bhuhha.

 

[Pepper Mint]

Is this the lame jokes thread or the lame pickup lines thread?

It's not lame to see mother and daughter playing in the same movie, it it ?

 

[Fervent Freyja]

I can't help posting instead of just clicking 'like' bhuhha.

Can't help it, some more pick-up lines :

"I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Would these pick-up lines make you swoon, Pepper Mint? I wouldn't be able to stop laughing...

 

[Ibix]

Would these pick-up lines make you swoon, Pepper Mint? I wouldn't be able to stop laughing...

I think if I tried any of these lines most people on the receiving end would think I am the lame joke. Probably including the relatively small number of people who would actually understand them

 

[Pepper Mint]

Can't help it, some more pick-up lines :

"I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Would these pick-up lines make you swoon, Pepper Mint? I wouldn't be able to stop laughing...

Yes, PepperMint couldn't walk anymore.

 

[Fervent Freyja]

Probably including the relatively small number of people who would actually understand them

That's odd. PepperMint & I would enjoy that. Far more classy than the the lines we've heard before.

Reading posts on here that I cannot fully comprehend actually makes me swoon. Talk QFT to me and I'd turn into putty. On the spot.

 

[Ibix]

That's odd. PepperMint & I would enjoy that.

I did say "most people". And I refuse to believe otherwise without a peer-reviewed reference.

 

[mfb]

I'm not sure if QFT has good lame pickup lines.

Something about excitations? Real vs. virtual? Propagator? Expectation values?

 

[Filip Larsen]

I'm not sure if QFT has good lame pickup lines.

Something about entanglement, spin and double slits perhaps? I am already regretting writing this ...