Help the Chimp: Suggestions for Assistance

[Lisa!]

Do you have any suggestion to help this chimp?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

He had better not come here. In the US, all of our chimp habitats are non-smoking. .

 

[Lisa!]

He had better not come here. In the US, all of our chimp habitats are non-smoking. .

Really? I hope all Americans would be non-smoking too!

 

[JamesU]

I heard that smoke away could get you off on the first day

 

[rachmaninoff]

He had better not come here. In the US, all of our chimp habitats are non-smoking. .

Really? I thought the White House still allowed smoking, did they change that?

 

[honestrosewater]

Really? I thought the White House still allowed smoking, did they change that?

Sorry involuntary reflex

 

[stoned]

before our own eyes we see evolution in progress.

 

[The Smoking Man]

Imagine MY surprise!

 

[Lisa!]

Imagine MY surprise!

Why did you use this ugly smilie?

 

[honestrosewater]

Okay, I just read the article. Why don't they put up some kind of barrier so that people can't throw stuff at the chimps?

 

[Lisa!]

Okay, I just read the article. Why don't they put up some kind of barrier so that people can't throw stuff at the chimps?

Well, good idea, but what do you want to do about this poor chimp? Perhaps it's easy to prevent animals from addictions, but what we can do about Humans?

 

[honestrosewater]

Well, good idea, but what do you want to do about this poor chimp? Perhaps it's easy to prevent animals from addictions, but what we can do about Humans?

Get the people to start throwing Nicorette® gum!

 

[Lisa!]

Get the people to start throwing Nicorette® gum!

You don't believe in Darwin's theory, do you?

 

[honestrosewater]

You don't believe in Darwin's theory, do you?

Whose theory?

 

[Lisa!]

Whose theory?

Ok so it's not strange if you think this method work on chimps while it usually doesn't work for humans!

 

[honestrosewater]

Ok so it's not strange if you think this method work on chimps while it usually doesn't work for humans!

Okay, I'm only kidding. The vets can wean the chimp off of nicotine and give him fake cigarettes to keep him occupied. Does that make more sense?

 

[Lisa!]

Okay, I'm only kidding. The vets can wean the chimp off of nicotine and give him fake cigarettes to keep him occupied. Does that make more sense?

Yout last suggesstion was good. You know perhaps those who've wanted to quite smoking, threw their cigarette to this poor chimp and made him addicted!