Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Given Egypt opened up its econonomy, I plan to open up a Shake'n bake in Sharm-el-Sheik.
 
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jack action said:
I find quotes from little Tarantulas, Tarantinos difficult to post here.
 
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Mr. I.FORGOT is always in the parking lot smoking dope in his car, no way he signed for this.
 
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When you argue on social media today.
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WWGD said:
ACKtually....
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(Bettas, Gouramis and other labyrinth fish can, in fact, drown)
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If it had been a simple script, you might have needed only an adder.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
ACKtually....
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(Bettas, Gouramis and other labyrinth fish can, in fact, drown)
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because they breath air with their modified swim bladder.
Other fish can be be suffocate if there is not enough oxygen dissolved in the water. There are many ways to do this, like covering the water surface to stop gas exchange. After the fish use up the oxygen already in the water they will die.
 
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BillTre said:
because they breath air with their modified swim bladder.
Yeah, even in oxygenated water, if labyrinth fish are denied access to the surface, they can suffocate, just like marine mammals.
 
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Kirk asking "what happened to all the Tribbles?"
Spock, McCoy and Scotty looking at each other ....
Scotty finally owning up .... ( they = the Klingons)

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It was one of the giggle episodes
 
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DennisN said:
Any idea what the words are after "always"? This isn't the usual one. At first glance it looks something like "..nture the stoic"!
 
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Jonathan Scott said:
Any idea what the words are after "always"? This isn't the usual one. At first glance it looks something like "..nture the stoic"!
No idea. 🙂 But your guess seems possible.
 

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