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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Gee, a parasite party!
 
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jtbell said:
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Gee, a parasite party!
Oh, the 'other' Fairfax. I grew up in the original Virginia one. Not much left of it now :rolleyes:
 
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berkeman said:
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You love, but it is cerial. I often form phases in my hat and then right down what I here.
 
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fresh_42 said:
You love, but it is cerial. I often form phases in my hat and then right down what I here.
Mai hed eggs bloated.
 
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A different kind of Easter egg surprise!

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fresh_42 said:
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Gosh, I just saw it and can't stop laughing, I've got tears in my eyes, really! :biggrin:
 
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Ok, I couldn't understand what he was saying. Are you choking or are you joking? Just be clear!
 
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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
 
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If Schrödinger's Cat loses an electron, does it become Schrödinger's Cation?
 
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How does a sheep get clean?

By taking a ba-a-a-ath.
 

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