Collection of Lame Jokes

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But wait: why is he smoking a pipe while holding a lit cigarette(?) at the same time?

 

[WWGD]

But wait: why is he smoking a pipe while holding a lit cigarette(?) at the same time?

I'm not sure it's a cigarrete, though I've no idea of what else it could be. But it does look like one.

 

[Filip Larsen]

I'm not sure it's a cigarrete, though I've no idea of what else it could be

Looks like a tamper to me.

 

[WWGD]

Looks like a tamper to me.

Tamper? What is that? You mean a tampon?

 

[Filip Larsen]

Tamper? What is that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipe_tool

 

[WWGD]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipe_tool

Makes " a bit" more sense than him holding a tampon :).

 

[phinds]

But wait: why is he smoking a pipe while holding a lit cigarette(?) at the same time?

He's not holding a cigarette, he's holding a pipe tool.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

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I always mix up Neil Diamond with Neil Young.

 

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I always mix up Neil Diamond with Neil Young.

That is a mystery to me. How could you? I mix up Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, don't ask me why. And Bruce Boxleitner and Bill Pullman. I know their faces, but I can't remember their names.

 

[WWGD]

That is a mystery to me. How could you? I mix up Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, don't ask me why. And Bruce Boxleitner and Bill Pullman. I know their faces, but I can't remember their names.

Re " Sweet Home Alabama", Neil Young will remember, but I can't. Reminds me of a Mash episode were two soldiers with last names A,B,were introduced to a 3rd party. The latter asked: Which is A, which is B? Hawkeye replied: " They're interchangeable". Most of these celebrities are so to me.

 

[WWGD]

 

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[WWGD]

I always mix up Neil Diamond with Neil Young.

But not all Neils. De Grass is greener with Neil Tyson.

 

[berkeman]

Too funny...

 

[DaveC426913]

That is a mystery to me. How could you? I mix up Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, don't ask me why. And Bruce Boxleitner and Bill Pullman. I know their faces, but I can't remember their names.

Pacino and ... (dammit, what's his name?) De Niro.

I have a mental block with de Niro's name. I can never, ever, ever remember it. By brain is in a radiation-hardened loop: 1. Think of the guy from Cape Fear. 2. Don't remember his name. 3. Offer Pacino's name instead. 4. Rinse. Repeat.

 

[WWGD]

Pacino and ... (dammit, what's his name?) De Niro.

I have a mental block with de Niro's name. I can never, ever, ever remember it. By brain is in a radiation-hardened loop: 1. Think of the guy from Cape Fear. 2. Don't remember his name. 3. Offer Pacino's name instead. 4. Rinse. Repeat.

I haven't. I remember Robert " No Tengo" De Niro.

 

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Pacino and ... (dammit, what's his name?) De Niro.

Easy. One is the tough guy in "Heat", and the other guy he's talking to is the other one.

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[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

Seems like right before running into David, Goliath was singing "I wanna rock!"

 

[jtbell]

Party on! The cows aren't coming home any time soon.

 

[davenn]

 

[tuxscholar]

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.

 

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