Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
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  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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jtbell said:
The cleanup crew didn't relish its job.
:checks thread title: Yep, that tracks.
 
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I'm doing a small effort to protect my phone's security by wrapping it in tin foil. If it wears out, I can always cut a chunk out of my hat.
 
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fresh_42 said:
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Dusty Springfield
The crop of springs look ready for harvest.
A bit over ripe, but that's just an o pinion.
 
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256bits said:
The crop of springs look ready for harvest.
Unlike leaf springs, coil springs are deciduous.
"Spring is in the air".
 
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256bits said:
The crop of springs look ready for harvest.
A bit over ripe, but that's just an o pinion.
Next Spring Break is already scheduled.
 
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It seems Sting decided against touring in the US after seeing all those F*#$ the Police signs in the streets, outside the stadiums where they were playing. .
 
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Because of a staffing shortage, a baseball league experimented with using a single umpire to cover first, second and third bases. But the poor guy kept tripping over second base, which led to the fall of the roamin' umpire.
 
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They're now slapping a TEMU tag on all packets delivered to avoid having them stolen by porch thieves.
 
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Old Macdonald had a bad aim.webp
 
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"Unfortunately, string theory... comes with some strings attached *ba dum dum crash*"
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OMG hahahaha
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