Collection of Lame Jokes

[DennisN]

 

[256bits]

My girlfriend broke up with me.
She said that I was just average,
I told her she was mean.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jtbell]

So the center of tech innovation has shifted from Silicon Valley to the Rust Belt?

 

[jtbell]

Today I learned that the new female crash test dummy is named Thor.

https://www.npr.org/2025/11/21/g-s1-98694/crash-test-dummy-resembles-women

 

[DaveC426913]

Today I learned that the new female crash test dummy is named Thor.

https://www.npr.org/2025/11/21/g-s1-98694/crash-test-dummy-resembles-women

The female sex: : exists for 2 billion years :
Government department: "Oh hey. Didn't see you there."

 

[collinsmark]

Today I learned that the new female crash test dummy is named Thor.

https://www.npr.org/2025/11/21/g-s1-98694/crash-test-dummy-resembles-women

It's somewhat fitting, I guess. According to Norse mythology, the god Thor did go drag in the Þrymskviða (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Þrymskviða).

(Sex and gender in Norse mythology were not wholly binary, as evidenced by the god Loki becoming pregnant and giving birth to offspring such as Sleipnir [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svaðilfari].)

 

[fresh_42]

Towels. New towels. Who needs a towel?​

 

[256bits]

Today I learned that the new female crash test dummy is named Thor.

https://www.npr.org/2025/11/21/g-s1-98694/crash-test-dummy-resembles-women

Something to think about...
That is going to change the whole crash test dummy nuclear family.
The kids will now have a real 'momma;'
The previous one was a man who transitioned to transgender woman some time after 1978

https://www.nhtsa.gov/nhtsas-crash-test-dummies

 

[jtbell]

Yesterday I saw this kids' game in a grocery store (!).

 

[jack action]

Hearing my wife's painful screams during labor, I asked: "What's up?"
Her reply: "These contractions are killing me!"

To show that I heard her, I then asked: "What is up?"

 

[WWGD]

My girlfriend broke up with me.
She said that I was just average,
I told her she was mean.

A similar type of joke: American children can be harsh . German children are kinder.

 

[256bits]

Hearing my wife's painful screams during labor, I asked: "What's up?"
Her reply: "These contractions are killing me!"

To show that I heard her, I then asked: "What is up?"

Is that like the builder suffering financial difficulties.
When asked "What's up?'
He answered "These contractors are killing me!"

 

[fresh_42]

There are more than 300 kinds of bread in Germany. The most favorite is "that one", closely followed by "no, the one next to it".

 

[fresh_42]

They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all the time, and it seems quite possible.

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

All seminars, "Christmas with the family, it's possible without murderous intent", are sold out.

 

[WWGD]

There are more than 300 kinds of bread in Germany. The most favorite is "that one", closely followed by "no, the one next to it".

Is there a 1-1 map between German breads and French cheeses?

 

[WWGD]

All seminars, "Christmas with the family, it's possible without murderous intent", are sold out.

" I love you to death". Or at least up to despair.

 

[fresh_42]

Is there a 1-1 map between German breads and French cheeses?

Interesting thought. I assume that 300 is a very conservative estimate for both.

 

[WWGD]

Interesting thought. I assume that 300 is a very conservative estimate for both.

Still, some of those breads, like the almond one, (Mandelbrot), can be chaotic.

 

[fresh_42]

Still, some of those breads, like the almond one, (Mandelbrot), can be chaotic...

Do you think Benoît has been inspired by bread? Looks as if the Polish bakeries are similar ingenious:

Bread (chleb) is a central part of Polish food culture. Polish bread is traditionally made with sourdough, although other leavening agents are also used today. The most common types of bread are Mieszane pieczywo (wheat mixed bread), chleb biały (white bread), chleb graham (Graham bread), and chleb razowy (whole wheat bread). Other common baked goods in Poland are bułka (rolls) and rogal or rogalik (croissants), which can be considerably larger than their German counterparts, while loaves of bread are usually smaller in comparison. Drożdżówka (sweet rolls made from yeast dough or Danish pastry, often filled with white cheese, poppy seeds, blueberries, plums, rhubarb, or fruit jam) are also widely available.

 

[fresh_42]

I fell off the bicycle back in 1995 and had bad scrapes and bruises. Back then, there was no social media, so I'll tell you now.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[symbolipoint]

I fell off the bicycle back in 1995 and had bad scrapes and bruises. Back then, there was no social media, so I'll tell you now.

I hope you are healed today.

 

[WWGD]

In German food stores, now you need to be married to get Die Wurst (Divorced).

 

[WWGD]

In German food stores, now you need to be married to get Die Wurst (Divorced).

The evolution of German food includes "Die Wurst of Times."

 

[256bits]

I hope you are healed today.

He's going to come back with all the family photos explaining them.
I can't wait to hear the explanation of why so many pictures of his plate at meal time.

 

[256bits]

They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all the time, and it seems quite possible.

https://www.bing.com/videos/rivervi...552D4D5D752D56371BD9552D4D5D752D&&FORM=VRDGAR