Collection of Lame Jokes

[symbolipoint]

Member @256bits, maybe you placed the ...bing... link in the wrong forum section.
.... but whatever case, I eventually quickly checked some brief reading about BTO in Wikipedia.


edit: I needed some explanation, which came in a later post.

 

[256bits]

https://www.bing.com/videos/rivervi...552D4D5D752D56371BD9552D4D5D752D&&FORM=VRDGAR

Taking Care of Business is a song about being self employed at working all day doing nothing, maybe even doing some overtime -- or so goes the chorus.
Theme song for @fresh_42 post regarding nothing is possible.

 

[symbolipoint]

Taking Care of Business is a song about being self employed at working all day doing nothing, maybe even doing some overtime -- or so goes the chorus.
Theme song for @fresh_42 post regarding nothing is possible.

Easy for someone like me to misunderstand. I began thinking about that aspect of the lyrics while listening. That was the basic focus on why placement was to "Collection of Lame Jokes".

 

[WWGD]

I remember a line from some song " Doing nothing means a lot to me."

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

Scientists found out ... but decided to go back in.

 

[symbolipoint]

Scientists found out ... but decided to go back in.

That one took several seconds to understand. Tricky abbreviated grammar but o.k.

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Um, what actually happens when the Schroedinger's cat detects a photon from the enemy?


... Never mind. I don't want to know.

 

[Swamp Thing]

That one took several seconds to understand. Tricky abbreviated grammar but o.k.

I still don't understand.

 

[symbolipoint]

I still don't understand.

That is okay, too.

 

[WWGD]

Steven Seagal was an expert at eating IKEA meatballs. Aikidu not.

 

[256bits]

I still don't understand.

It's winter. he needs his jacket.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Delta Prime]

My quantum physics professor told me that I should try to get into the field of nuclear physics and I might find it very interesting.
I said no. Because I found that field to be really “Bohring”.

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

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New Yorker? Edit: The cartoon, not you ;).

 

[fresh_42]

Defendant, you are here in court because you allegedly sold an unidentifiable liquid as an elixir of life. Have you been convicted for this before? Yes, Your Honor, once in 1734 and once in 1864.

 

[fresh_42]

Shocking photographic evidence: Chemtrails cause forest fires!​

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

My girlfriend doesn't want me to call her "baby" because it stands for helplessness. Now, I call her a blue whale cow: independent, strong, and has no natural enemies.