Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #23,521
Member @256bits, maybe you placed the ...bing... link in the wrong forum section.
.... but whatever case, I eventually quickly checked some brief reading about BTO in Wikipedia.


edit: I needed some explanation, which came in a later post.
 
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256bits said:
Taking Care of Business is a song about being self employed at working all day doing nothing, maybe even doing some overtime -- or so goes the chorus.
Theme song for @fresh_42 post regarding nothing is possible.
Easy for someone like me to misunderstand. I began thinking about that aspect of the lyrics while listening. That was the basic focus on why placement was to "Collection of Lame Jokes".
 
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  • #23,524
I remember a line from some song " Doing nothing means a lot to me."
 
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Scientists found out ... but decided to go back in.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Scientists found out ... but decided to go back in.
That one took several seconds to understand. Tricky abbreviated grammar but o.k.
 
  • #23,528
dextercioby said:

Um, what actually happens when the Schroedinger's cat detects a photon from the enemy?


... Never mind. I don't want to know.
 
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symbolipoint said:
That one took several seconds to understand. Tricky abbreviated grammar but o.k.
I still don't understand.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
I still don't understand.
That is okay, too.
 
  • #23,531
Steven Seagal was an expert at eating IKEA meatballs. Aikidu not.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
I still don't understand.
It's winter. he needs his jacket.
 
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My quantum physics professor told me that I should try to get into the field of nuclear physics and I might find it very interesting.
I said no. Because I found that field to be really “Bohring”.
 
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Defendant, you are here in court because you allegedly sold an unidentifiable liquid as an elixir of life. Have you been convicted for this before? Yes, Your Honor, once in 1734 and once in 1864.
 
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Shocking photographic evidence: Chemtrails cause forest fires!​


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A physicist was attending a conference in a large venue that happened to also be holding an economics conference. One morning the physicist wandered down the wrong hallway and found himself attending a talk on economics.

Later he described it to his colleagues as quite illuminating. It was a lot like a physics talk, they even had differential equations.

The only difference is that the solutions to the equations don't have to match observation. :)
 
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Maybe it's saying the cooks might sleeping when they make your food?

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Saudi prince to buy Hershey 's company. He will become the Chocolate Sheikh.
 
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WWGD said:
Saudi prince to buy Hershey 's company. He will become the Chocolate Sheikh.
I don't get it. I assume chocolate sheikh is a pun for something?

Oh. Shake?
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I don't get it. I assume chocolate sheikh is a pun for something?

Oh. Shake?
Well, I thought referring to a person " correctly " as a Chocolate shake, was funny. But I get it's a matter of taste.
 
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WWGD said:
Well, I thought referring to a person " correctly " as a Chocolate shake, was funny. But I get it's a matter of taste.
I wasn't sure if there was some common cultural reference I was missing.

(Won't l make that mistake again after the whole "All the boys wanna come to my backyard to see my milkshake" debacle...)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I wasn't sure if there was some common cultural reference I was missing.

(Won't l make that mistake again after the whole "All the boys wanna come to my backyard to see my milkshake" debacle...)
Or " My ex wife won't let me put my fishing rod in her backyard".
 
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WWGD said:
Chocolate Sheikh
He knows the MC at the Sofa convention, commonly referred to as the Lounge Chair.
 
  • #23,548
Headline
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DaveC426913 said:
I wasn't sure if there was some common cultural reference I was missing.

(Won't l make that mistake again after the whole "All the boys wanna come to my backyard to see my milkshake" debacle...)
Would you prefer " Sheik Rattle and Roll"?
 
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"The call's coming from on top of the train".
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