Collection of Lame Jokes

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

At the landing strip:
A: We're not going to make it. The landing strip is too short!
B: Yes, but look at how wide it is!

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Delta Prime]

Floating earth ground?

 

[jtbell]

Unless you're retired, of course.

 

[gmax137]

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Unless you're retired, of course.

My wife and I got this thing so we would know what day it is, lol.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[sbrothy]

It's somewhat fitting, I guess. According to Norse mythology, the god Thor did go drag in the Þrymskviða (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Þrymskviða).

(Sex and gender in Norse mythology were not wholly binary, as evidenced by the god Loki becoming pregnant and giving birth to offspring such as Sleipnir [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svaðilfari].)

Likewise in ancient Rome where sexual morals were divided more along active/passive lines. As long as you were "giving it" you were a proper man. If you were "taking it" not so much. That kinda went for both genders.

EDIT: Now I come to think about it not much have actually changed...

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

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Gives a different meaning to Santa 's " He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake".

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

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Will you take it higher ( Eddie Grant)?

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

I hear Apple is working on a new product: a "smart toilet" that you control from your iPhone.

It's called the iPoop.

 

[Borg]

I hear Apple is working on a new product: a "smart toilet" that you control from your iPhone.

It's called the iPoop.

Kohler decided to go a different route.
Kohler Can Access Data and Pictures from Toilet Camera It Describes as “End-to-End Encrypted”

In October Kohler launched Dekota, a $600 (plus monthly subscription) device that attaches to the rim of your toilet and collects images and data from inside, promising to track and provide insights on gut health, hydration, and more. To allay the obvious privacy concerns, the company emphasizes the sensors are only pointed down, into the bowl, and assures potential buyers that the data collected by the device and app are protected with "end-to-end encryption”.

End-to-End encryption. LOL.