Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[symbolipoint]

BillTre,
post #24121,
The books joke - Unknown how to feel; how to react. We should find something serious in it as societal commentary, but just how or what, not clear. Just be reminded: Some jokes are serious business.

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

No data? Tiger.

 

[symbolipoint]

No data? Tiger.

On second thought, that one is better than when I first read it.

 

[davenn]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

 

[symbolipoint]

That's an interesting warning sign about "dumb". It is so efficiently stated that,..., What does it mean?
...
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NOW I understand! Misspelling for "dump".

 

[DaveC426913]

That's an interesting warning sign about "dumb". It is so efficiently stated that,..., What does it mean?
...
...
NOW I understand! Misspelling for "dump".

I don't think it's a misspelling.

I think it's case of ...

 

[Borg]

That's an interesting warning sign about "dumb". It is so efficiently stated that,..., What does it mean?
...
...
NOW I understand! Misspelling for "dump".

I can think of at least several places to put that sign in its current form.

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

 

[berkeman]

 

[symbolipoint]

"I Got the Sun in the Morning and the Moon at Night"

Not always. Depends on where in time is the sidereal cycle. For example, during New Moon phase,...

 

[jtbell]

He tried for a medical exemption by getting a letter from his veterinarian claiming "species-related limitations". No good.

 

[davenn]

hahahaha - a good giggle

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[edwardII]

Not really a lame joke just a rabbit that gets tired of pushy quail .. Taken in my front yard a few year back and yes landscaping is a bit different in the AZ desert.

 

[berkeman]

What's that thing they are eating from?

 

[edwardII]

What's that thing they are eating from?

It is a quail seed block, I get them at Home Depot.

 

[symbolipoint]

What's that thing they are eating from?

It is a quail seed block, I get them at Home Depot.

Maybe a bit of dumb question, but the one in the picture looks mostly round. Seed "Block" as found in some online listings appear square or rectangular. Do the birds who take from a seed block mostly pull from the corners for any fresher block?

 

[jtbell]

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

My phone kept calling me Shirley. Looks like I left it in Airplane mode.

 

[symbolipoint]

My phone kept calling me Shirley. Looks like I left it in Airplane mode.

In case anyone not understand that, came from movie "Airplane" and the pronounciation confusion between "surely" and "Shirley".

Next, somebody with certain technology in their home should try naming their dog, "Alexa".

 

[edwardII]

Maybe a bit of dumb question, but the one in the picture looks mostly round. Seed "Block" as found in some online listings appear square or rectangular. Do the birds who take from a seed block mostly pull from the corners for any fresher block?

All of the critters especially the squirrels and rabbits tend to eat on an edge or corner. Eventually the blocks become round. Just in handling the blocks I notice The seed pops loose much easier on an edge or corner.

 

[symbolipoint]

edwardll
Thanks. Very logical on both points.