Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[symbolipoint]

BillTre,
post #24121,
The books joke - Unknown how to feel; how to react. We should find something serious in it as societal commentary, but just how or what, not clear. Just be reminded: Some jokes are serious business.

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

No data? Tiger.

 

[symbolipoint]

No data? Tiger.

On second thought, that one is better than when I first read it.

 

[davenn]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

 

[symbolipoint]

That's an interesting warning sign about "dumb". It is so efficiently stated that,..., What does it mean?
...
...
NOW I understand! Misspelling for "dump".

 

[DaveC426913]

That's an interesting warning sign about "dumb". It is so efficiently stated that,..., What does it mean?
...
...
NOW I understand! Misspelling for "dump".

I don't think it's a misspelling.

I think it's case of ...

 

[Borg]

That's an interesting warning sign about "dumb". It is so efficiently stated that,..., What does it mean?
...
...
NOW I understand! Misspelling for "dump".

I can think of at least several places to put that sign in its current form.

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

 

[berkeman]

 

[symbolipoint]

"I Got the Sun in the Morning and the Moon at Night"

Not always. Depends on where in time is the sidereal cycle. For example, during New Moon phase,...

 

[jtbell]

He tried for a medical exemption by getting a letter from his veterinarian claiming "species-related limitations". No good.

 

[davenn]

hahahaha - a good giggle

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[edwardII]

Not really a lame joke just a rabbit that gets tired of pushy quail .. Taken in my front yard a few year back and yes landscaping is a bit different in the AZ desert.

 

[berkeman]

What's that thing they are eating from?