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BillTre,
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The books joke - Unknown how to feel; how to react. We should find something serious in it as societal commentary, but just how or what, not clear. Just be reminded: Some jokes are serious business.
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The books joke - Unknown how to feel; how to react. We should find something serious in it as societal commentary, but just how or what, not clear. Just be reminded: Some jokes are serious business.
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On second thought, that one is better than when I first read it.DaveC426913 said:
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That's an interesting warning sign about "dumb". It is so efficiently stated that,..., What does it mean?
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NOW I understand! Misspelling for "dump".
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NOW I understand! Misspelling for "dump".
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I don't think it's a misspelling.symbolipoint said:
I think it's case of ...
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I can think of at least several places to put that sign in its current form.symbolipoint said:
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"I Got the Sun in the Morning and the Moon at Night"
Not always. Depends on where in time is the sidereal cycle. For example, during New Moon phase,...
Not always. Depends on where in time is the sidereal cycle. For example, during New Moon phase,...
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He tried for a medical exemption by getting a letter from his veterinarian claiming "species-related limitations". No good.
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hahahaha - a good giggle
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Not really a lame joke just a rabbit that gets tired of pushy quail .. Taken in my front yard a few year back and yes landscaping is a bit different in the AZ desert.
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It is a quail seed block, I get them at Home Depot.berkeman said:
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berkeman said:
Maybe a bit of dumb question, but the one in the picture looks mostly round. Seed "Block" as found in some online listings appear square or rectangular. Do the birds who take from a seed block mostly pull from the corners for any fresher block?edwardII said:
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