DevilsAvocado said:
To me, this show that your third assumption of
"random distribution of initial positions" is a most crucial 'ingredient' in Bohmian mechanics, to make it all work, to be in agreement with quantum mechanics. This also shows that Demystifier's statement in #23
"So let us suppose that we know the exact initial position of each Bohmian particle. Then we also know the final position of each particle on the screen" is a 'Gedankenexperiment' that is doomed to fail in any future theory/experiment, because it will violate current experiments and QM. It just doesn't work, period.
The best proof of last conclusion is that:
IF it was (hypothetically) possible to have full classical determined knowledge of the
exact initial position of each Bohmian particle in the ensemble, and thus be able to fully predict the future in which slit and final position, for each particle – the first thing Bohmian mechanics would do is to proclaim that the "magical" random distribution of initial positions is history, finito – the war is over!
Yes. But actually the war is already over, since the achievement of Bohmian mechanics is conceptual - to show that such models are possible. In fact, there are many different possible models, of which the original Bohmian dynamics is only one. An earlier workable dynamics was in fact proposed by de Brogle, which is why one often says "de Broglie-Bohm theory". What Bohm added was how the dynamics of additional variables and a "magical" random distribution of initial conditions could solve the measurement problem - the problem of why textbook quantum mechanics postulates a cut between a classical measurement apparatus and a quantum system. Thus Bohmian mechanics should only be considered one of a class of solutions.
Overall there are two classes of solutions to the measurement problem
1) Quantum mechanics is complete (eg. many-worlds, if it works)
2) Quantum mechanics is incomplete (eg. Bohmian mechanics, GRW theory)
If solutions of type 1 are correct, deviations from quantum mechanics will never be found. If solutions of type 2 are correct, it is possible that one day deviations from quantum mechanics will be found. Obviously, not in the double slit experiment in the lab, but perhaps in cosmology or some regime of physics not yet explored.
DevilsAvocado said:
Again, I really appreciate that you admit there actually is a problem, and explain why maybe it isn't completely crucial. As I understand Bohmian mechanics; the stance is to 'acknowledge' the randomness in classical statistical mechanics as emergent from the lack of complete knowledge, but absolutely not fundamental at the core of nature (of course).
Whereas standard QM and Feynman claims this randomness to be fundamental, and forever unreachable, to be explained by any theory.
Correct?
Yes. However, the main achievement is not the removal of fundamental randomness, but the removal of the need to postulate a cut between classical and quantum realms in every application of quantum mechanics.
Here is one explanation of the "measurement problem" by Bell
http://www.tau.ac.il/~quantum/Vaidman/IQM/BellAM.pdf. He devotes one section to the exposition of quantum mechanics by Landau and Lifshitz in which the split between classical apparatus and quantum system is postulated. I consider Landau and Lifshitz a very good example of "shut up and calculate", because they acknowledge explicitly that there is a split and implicitly that is a problem in principle, but that in practice we have no problems recognizing a classical apparatus, so that the naive textbook or orthodox or Copenhagen interpretation has not yet been falsified. Another book, which I disagree with a little, but like very much is that of Peres's - he too acknowledges there is a split between macroscopic and microscopic realms which is fuzzy.
Bohmian mechanics does not get rid of the fuzzy split - but it gets rid of it as a fundamental postulate. Instead the fuzzy split emerges from more natural postulates, in the same way that we are not troubled that our concept of a neuron is fuzzy (where "exactly" is the edge of a neuron?), since a neuron is not a fundamental concept, but one that emerges from more fundamental physics.
DevilsAvocado said:
Confession (for what it's worth): If the laws of nature were up to me, I would choose Bohmian mechanics or any other theory that could get rid of the "flabby randomness". I like Einstein much more than Bohr/Heisenberg... if you know what I mean... 
However, the brute fact is – the universe wasn't made to please avocados!
The beauty of Bohmian mechanics and similar ideas is that you can have your cake and eat it, since in Bohmian mechanics the Copenhagen interpretation is emergent.
