9.3 Earthquake strikes California

[Pengwuino]

Just kidding. World isn't ending.

*starts gathering Get Out Of Ban Free cards*

 

[Borek]

What an amazing show of ignorance.

Don't you know the schedule?

Earthquakes hit at 18 local time. Thats over 12 hours from now.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

I did feel a rumbling this morning. I panicked at first. Ended up just being my hungry stomach :)

 

[Ivan92]

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/quakes_all.php

He was right! There has been an Earthquake today...and yesterday, and the day before. LOL!

 

[rhody]

Just kidding. World isn't ending.

*starts gathering Get Out Of Ban Free cards*

Don't ban Pengy, just whack him senseless with some raptured imaginary ugly, slimy fish, that is a more fitting punishment.

Rhody...

 

[Newai]

Finally received an explanation.

Chuck Norris canceled the rapture. Apparently the planned destruction of the world wasn't up to his standards.

 

[Lacy33]

OMG! It's an earthquake! For real!

This was the Resurrection of the dead that was also suppose to happen.

 

[khemist]

There was a small earthquake around 7pm last night in the bay area.

For a second, I thought the world was ending.

 

[jhae2.718]

OMG! It's an earthquake! For real!

This was the Resurrection of the dead that was also suppose to happen.

Resurrection of the dead? *Runs to Paul Erdos's grave with a paper*

 

[Lacy33]

Resurrection of the dead? *Runs to Paul Erdos's grave with a paper*

OH Crud! I get it!

Reason for edit:
Stupid

 

[binzing]

Don't ban Pengy, just whack him senseless with some raptured imaginary ugly, slimy fish, that is a more fitting punishment.

Rhody...

You know, him being a penguin and all, I don't think that even counts as punishment. LOL!

 

[Giantevilhead]

You'll know the rapture's coming when they announce that Firefly is coming back to television.

 

[lisab]

Maybe we've all been raptured and this is heaven.

 

[Lacy33]

Maybe we've all been raptured and this is heaven.

Then can you explain how I can see you?

 

[lisab]

Then can you explain how I can see you?

*lisab waves and smiles at Lacy* then this must be heaven !

 

[Lacy33]

*lisab waves and smiles at Lacy* then this must be heaven !

Oh little darling. ... I was sure no one would find out I was keeping a second janitors job.

 

[DaveC426913]

*lisab waves and smiles at Lacy* then this must be heaven !

No, it's my dream.

Oops. There's that inner Dirty Old Man again...

 

[lisab]

No, it's my dream.

Oops. There's that inner Dirty Old Man again...

Lol...sometimes I'm simply amazed that men get any work done at all.

 

[Lacy33]

Lol...sometimes I'm simply amazed that men get any work done at all.

LOL

Can I take your plate please?

 

[khemist]

Lol...sometimes I'm simply amazed that men get any work done at all.

I just apply a force over a distance.

 

[Lacy33]

I just apply a force over a distance.

I found myself actually having to "learn" something. Blech!
Here, take this back. I don't have room for it.

Spoiler

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trajectory[/SPOILER]


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