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[Artman]

Butler wearing an ape suit, wearing his own clothes! Here I thought I was talking to an ape in a butler's clothes, when it was really the other way around! I was so shocked at this discovery, that I grabbed his...

(keep it clean now)

 

[rathma]

Left earlobe, and attempted to flush it down the toilet, :surprise: when suddenly in burst...

 

[Artman]

A french maid in an ape suit! She rushed to his side with a plunger and a sewing kit. She plunged down on the toilet and retrieved the ear. She washed it in hot water then stitched it back in place. Even though she spent years as a Army field medic, she didn't notice that the ear that had been flushed belonged to the ape suit, not the man.

It was then that he realized that she was not the sharpest needle in her sewing kit, but there was something about her in the ape suit, something that made him long to grab her and kiss those huge rubbery lips.

He took her into his arms and she said...

 

[Chi Meson]

"There is something else that needs to be sewn back on. It's ..."


(Edited for continuity. Oh, so important.)

 

[Artman]

"...There on the floor. Here," she purred, "Let me get that for you." She knelt down before the monkey butler, her supple (and perhaps somewhat hairy) bosom nearly bursting from the skimpy maid's uniform. "It's curved slightly," she said holding, it gently in her large furry hand. "How can I fix it?"

 

[jimmy p]

"well you put the skin back on and then sew it back together, and hey presto, an as-new banana! Now come back here and..."

 

[Artman]

"...Come back here and what?" She demanded.
"I don't know." He was taken aback by her sudden coldness. A moment ago she was sewing on his ear and fondling his banana, but now...
"You're all alike!" She sceamed.
"What's wrong? What did I do?"
"I'll tell you what you did. You..."

 

[rathma]

...were staring at that big-lipped orangutan earlier! I know what's between you two! Why didn't you just tell me? Why did it have to be secret, your picking out insects from each others' fur?! I thought that was my job!...

 

[Artman]

Ut oh, he thought, she knows about Zelda. "I'll call you!" he shouted back over his shoulder as he ran for the door.

Outside, the sounds of city breaking for lunch were all around him. He eased into the bustling crowd walking past the door. I have to get away for a while; think things over...

Suddenly, a van screeched to a halt in the bus-stop lane next to him...