Add Next Line + Smily in Story ==>

  1. :smile: "Once upon a time . . . "
     
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  3. iansmith

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    A knight with a shiny amor on a white horse :rolleyes:
     
  4. ...went in search of the biggest (:eek:) pickle in the world...
     
  5. .....but instead he found.....
     
  6. Chi Meson

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    three talking gerbils, each of which had magical powers. THe first one could...
     
  7. Summon A pack of Multivariate Experimental Psychologists ( :confused: ) the second one....
     
  8. ...ate the other two gerbils and then was run over by the truck of the film crew shooting a crappy fantasy film about a knight in shining armour on a white horse. Meanwhile, the local residents...
     
  9. iansmith

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    wonder why someone would film a movie in their quiet little town in the middle of nowhere ( :biggrin: )...
     
  10. jimmy p

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    unbeknownst to them it would turn into a diverse populace of tinfoil wearing super-nerds using their "mace +1" to crush orcs and other dungeon dwellers...:biggrin:
     
  11. dduardo

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    Unfortunately all their mana was quickly drained by a hord of elves wearing bowling shoes....
     
  12. ShawnD

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    then batman came and pwned the elves.
     
  13. But it soon dawned upon the filmmakers that this wasn't mere fanatical enthusiasm -- the town had actually gone mentally deranged from reading too much stupid fantasy novels and watching too many silly fantasy films, and so the government was brought in to sort the mess, at which point...
     
  14. jimmy p

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    ... the guillotine was introduced and most of the town had their heads kindly removed by the oh so curropt government. At this point the village idiot (he was so stupid he didnt realise he was living in a town) decided that Something Needed To Be Done.
     
  15. iansmith

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    While he was thinking :confused: about doing something to be done, he got distracted by ...
     
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  16. dduardo

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    Monty Python's Flying circus, which happened to be passing through town...
     
  17. Chi Meson

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    So the idiot said "What's that penguin doing there? :eek: "
     
  18. dduardo

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    And, cut. What the heck is that penguin doing in the background? Shoot it please. Now lets do the scene over, but with more...
     
  19. Chickens trying to burn the hair off that elephant's left nipple, and less.....
     
  20. jimmy p

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    ... soiling of undergarments.

    Bob, watched this happen for a few minutes until he realised he wasnt wearing any pants....again
     
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  21. iansmith

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    Bob ran home as quickly as possible but he suddenly tripped on...
     
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