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jimmy p said:
Does soap ever get dirty?

Sure, if you like it dirty.

You do know I'm not talking about soap, right?
 
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honestrosewater said:
You do know I'm not talking about soap, right?


No, I don't... actually, I'm not sure ... no, wait, yes I am!


What's the percentage of soap - the ratio of soap to dish-material - that must remain in the dish in order for the bar to adhere to it?
 
madcat11 said:
No, I don't... actually, I'm not sure ... no, wait, yes I am!


What's the percentage of soap - the ratio of soap to dish-material - that must remain in the dish in order for the bar to adhere to it?

5.

why do all threads turn to sex inevitably before being unhijacked?
 
Yes, naturally the forum you go to with the idea "I want to read about sex" is Physics Forums

Will the newbuilders on Mars be top astronauts, and if so will they form a more advanced civilisation then any of those on planet earth? Will they be called marsians? Form a new species?
 
Will the newbuilders on Mars be top astronauts,
Well I suppose they'd have to be in order to get to mars, unless they hitchhiked.

and if so will they form a more advanced civilisation then any of those on planet earth?
Not if we get there first.

Will they be called marsians?
That will depend on the winning name of the naming contest.

Form a new species?
You had to bring up the sex angle, didn't you? o:)

But a really more important question.

Seriously, how would I know if I had a sense of humor?
 
if you get this joke: "I'm the most antisocial person I know!" then you have a sense of humor.


Why is it impossible to find people worth dating?
 
franznietzsche said:
Why is it impossible to find people worth dating?
It could be the other way round.

Why do people joke about the evilest of things?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
It could be the other way round.

Why do people joke about the evilest of things?

The Bob (2004 ©)


Because were all innately good, just like they tells me.


What's the best cure for broccoli foot?
 
What's the best cure for broccoli foot?
Let it soak in cauliflower ear.

Is it illogical to love logic gates?
 
BoulderHead said:
Let it soak in cauliflower ear.

Is it illogical to love logic gates?

Only if the love of logic is pure.


Why are liquids so yummy?
 
franznietzsche said:
Why are liquids so yummy?

See the next stupid question.

Why do they call it a blowjob? Bad physics or what? A guy could get killed if his girl actually believed that's how it's done. :bugeye:
 
Les Sleeth said:
Why do they call it a blowjob? Bad physics or what? A guy could get killed if his girl actually believed that's how it's done. :bugeye:
I don’t have time to think about an answer, but for a long time I considered getting one’s brains blown out something desirable. Now I consider it vital !


Is this related in some manner to the 'three-hole option' ?
 
Only if that's a three-some technique.

See, this is exactly my point. Why do all these threads get hijacked to sex, or as Saint would say, SEX, so quickly?
 
franznietzsche said:
Why do all these threads get hijacked to sex, or as Saint would say, SEX, so quickly?


This is EXACTLY what's wrong with this world. Sickos turning every innoscent thing o:) into sex.

Blowjob, you know, with a hair dryer? :rolleyes: And if your lady treats it as a "job," rather than art, then you could get killed. Sheesh, how damn obvious does a guy have to be? :rolleyes:
 
Les Sleeth said:
This is EXACTLY what's wrong with this world. Sickos turning every innoscent thing o:) into sex.

Blowjob, you know, with a hair dryer? :rolleyes: And if your lady treats it as a "job," rather than art, then you could get killed. Sheesh, how damn obvious does a guy have to be? :rolleyes:

Guys have to be as obvious as is necessary to induce gals into action.

Anyway, I've always wondered. If you're Jewish and also believe that animals have souls, are you allowed to eat a pig's soul in heaven?
 
loseyourname said:
Anyway, I've always wondered. If you're Jewish and also believe that animals have souls, are you allowed to eat a pig's soul in heaven?


ONly if you're an Ashkenasi (sp?) jew.


Why does :bugeye: always make me think of tribdog?
 
franznietzsche said:
ONly if you're an Ashkenasi (sp?) jew.


Why does :bugeye: always make me think of tribdog?


Because he is a bug with a computer. Or a computer virus.


Why do dogs sniff each other's butts?
 
It smells better than dog breath.

Who first invented humor?
 
The person who discovered 'laughing gas'.
 
Reshma said:
The person who discovered 'laughing gas'.
This is not aimed at Reshma as a individual but can you all remember that you have to ask a question as well. PLEASE REMEMBER.

So here is a question: What is the history behind 'laughing gas'?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
This is not aimed at Reshma as a individual but can you all remember that you have to ask a question as well. PLEASE REMEMBER.

So here is a question: What is the history behind 'laughing gas'?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Discovered, Inhaled, and Injected into my engine.


Why would something used for getting high get my car to such high speeds?
 
franznietzsche said:
Why would something used for getting high get my car to such high speeds?
Well to get high you need fumes. These smell of bananas and most cars like oranges. Therefore they work fast to get away from the fumes and so work harder and drive the car faster. The accelerator actually controls the concentration of banana fumes.

Why do Parrots like Banana Fumes?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
Why do Parrots like Banana Fumes?
The monkeys have taken to smoking bananas and the parrots get addicted to second-hand banana fumes.

The sloths, on the other hand, don't seem to have the same problem. Why not?
 
plover said:
The sloths, on the other hand, don't seem to have the same problem. Why not?


Sloths are violently allergic to bananas, so instead of enjoying the aroma of smoked banana, they swell up and die.

Why do horses have hooves?
 
jimmy p said:
Why do horses have hooves?
So they can clean up after them selves. Oh... hooves not hovers. :blushing:

They have them to prevent swelling of the toe skin.

Horses have toes?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
Yes, they just can't move them.

Can you move your toes one by one, all of them?
 
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Sariaht said:
Can you move your toes one by one, all of them?


No, but my husband can - move MY toes, that is - , and does so with zest when the spirit moves him.

What is the opposite of zest?
 
pentaclover

What's so Charming, or lucky for that matter, about hard, marshmallowish blue diamonds.