Beliefs Gone Wrong: Win Free Cheese!

[Mk]

What are some crazy things you've believed in your life you now think are wrong? Winner gets free cheese.

 

[mezarashi]

That Santa Claus actually ate the cookies and milk I left on the table for him?

 

[Lisa!]

Never talk about crazy things you've believed in your life. (because others may laugh at you, but it's wrong. What's wrong with entertaining people?)

 

[cefarix]

i thought babies came down a rainbow colored slide from the sky and into the hospital room until i was about 5

 

[Mk]

That Santa Claus actually ate the cookies and milk I left on the table for him?

Oh, that was for Santa? They were good cookies anyway.

 

[Smurf]

I used to believe the government was protecting me from all the evil in the world.

 

[jimmie]

I used to think that all the evil in the world was 'outside' of me.

 

[JamesU]

that you can hand cheese to people in cyberspace

 

[Evo]

I realized during a power outage when I was 5 that toilets weren't electric.

 

[Moonbear]

That Santa Claus actually ate the cookies and milk I left on the table for him?

Cookies and milk? I believed the Santa preferred rum and Coke!

 

[Pengwuino]

I use to think up until 3 seconds ago that toilets were electric.

 

[Mk]

I realized during a power outage when I was 5 that toilets weren't electric.

Yeah, those internet toilets don't work without electricity.

 

[Zygotic Embryo]

I believed this thread would be good :(

But I believed Gravity was an angel holding you down to prevent you from going to heaven

 

[Zygotic Embryo]

before you die that is