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  1. Apr 23, 2007 #1
    *Blank* is like....

    People are like crayons. You are always told not to eat them but some people still do.

    Your Turn.
     
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  3. Apr 23, 2007 #2

    brewnog

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    Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
     
  4. Apr 23, 2007 #3
    Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any
     
  5. Apr 24, 2007 #4

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    Life is like a rubber sheet. You can stretch it out for a while but you never really know when it's going to tear in half.
     
  6. Apr 24, 2007 #5
    A violin is like a bicycle, sort of.
     
  7. Apr 24, 2007 #6

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    A bicycle is like a camel, sort of.
     
  8. Apr 24, 2007 #7

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    Life is like a bowl of cherries. It can be sweet and juicy or it can be the pits.
     
  9. Apr 24, 2007 #8
    Sex is like $&@%ing a bicycle, you never really forget how.
     
  10. Apr 24, 2007 #9

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    Sex is like... really fun.
     
  11. Apr 24, 2007 #10
    Sex is like conservatism. I don't get either.
     
  12. Apr 24, 2007 #11

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    Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett
     
  13. Apr 24, 2007 #12

    Mk

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    So you're saying having a baby is impossible?
     
  14. Apr 24, 2007 #13

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    A woman between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Tibet.
    Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


    A man between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Canada --- ruled by a dick.
     
  15. Apr 24, 2007 #14

    Ivan Seeking

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    Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!
     
  16. Apr 24, 2007 #15

    baywax

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    Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash and, for the most part, Rome was ruled by a dick.:confused:
     
  17. Apr 24, 2007 #16

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    like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

    Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.
     
  18. Apr 25, 2007 #17

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    A Vice Presidenticus is like a public announcement for fire arms safety practices.
     
  19. Apr 25, 2007 #18
    Opinions are like @$$ holes. Everyone has one, but mine is the only one that doesn't stink.
     
  20. Apr 25, 2007 #19
    "Never knew A$$holes had teeth, until that day I saw you smile"
     
  21. Apr 25, 2007 #20
    Cannibals are like clowns. Hilarious.
     
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