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People are like crayons. You are always told not to eat them but some people still do.

brewnog
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Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Life is like a rubber sheet. You can stretch it out for a while but you never really know when it's going to tear in half.

A violin is like a bicycle, sort of.

Homework Helper
A bicycle is like a camel, sort of.

baywax
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Life is like a bowl of cherries. It can be sweet and juicy or it can be the pits.

Sex is like \$&@%ing a bicycle, you never really forget how.

baywax
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Sex is like... really fun.

Sex is like conservatism. I don't get either.

Ivan Seeking
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Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett
So you're saying having a baby is impossible?

baywax
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A woman between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

A man between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Canada --- ruled by a dick.

Ivan Seeking
Staff Emeritus
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Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!

baywax
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Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!

Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash and, for the most part, Rome was ruled by a dick.

Ivan Seeking
Staff Emeritus
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Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash

like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.

baywax
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like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.

A Vice Presidenticus is like a public announcement for fire arms safety practices.

Averagesupernova
Opinions are like @$$holes. Everyone has one, but mine is the only one that doesn't stink. "Never knew A$$holes had teeth, until that day I saw you smile"