Can Men Really Say These Things to Women?

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The discussion centers around cheesy pick-up lines and their effectiveness in flirting. Participants share various humorous and playful lines, such as "Have you got a mirror in your pants?" and "I wish I could differentiate your function baby, so then I could lie tangent to your curves." There is a light-hearted exchange about the appropriateness of physical touch in initiating contact, with one contributor humorously claiming a 99.9% success rate with heterosexual females. The conversation also touches on cultural nuances, with references to Irish customs regarding physical contact. Some lines are met with skepticism, while others are appreciated for their creativity. The overall tone remains playful, with participants sharing personal anecdotes and maintaining a respectful atmosphere despite some teasing and banter. The thread emphasizes the fun and often absurd nature of flirting and pick-up lines.
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This seemed like a good idea for a thread. I just heard one good line:

Have I p'ssed you off...I mean more than usual?
 
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"Don't be evil"
 
"Good morning [name]"
It's simple. It's overlooked. It means a lot. Try saying it some time :smile:
 
What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines used?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines used?

My pick up lines are physical touch, and it works 99.9 % of the time on heterosexual females :biggrin:

Of course the right sequence and response to defense mechanism questions is of crucial importance, but its always the first contact that matters :rolleyes:
 
cronxeh said:
My pick up lines are physical touch, and it works 99.9 % of the time on heterosexual females :biggrin:
Of course the right sequence and response to defense mechanism questions is of crucial importance, but its always the first contact that matters :rolleyes:

99.9% Wow! Where do you touch them??

PS
 
primal schemer said:
99.9% Wow! Where do you touch them??
PS

Need I tell an Irishman? :smile: :smile:
 
In Ireland, anything above the knee is a sin, punishable by excommunication...

PS
 
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primal schemer said:
In Ireland, anything above the knee is a sin, punishable by excommunication...

PS

So technically ankles are above the knee depending on your point of reference :biggrin:

(think about it - would god be looking from below or above?) :smile:
 
  • #11
cronxeh said:
So technically ankles are above the knee depending on your point of reference :biggrin:

(think about it - would god be looking from below or above?) :smile:

I guess if their ankles are in the air then that's ok! Nice...

PS
 
  • #12
The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."
 
  • #13
"Do you have change for a twenty or should we do it again"
 
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Guy "Have you got a mirror in your pants?"
Female "huh?"
Guy "It's just that i can see myself in them tonight!"
 
  • #15
tribdog said:
The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."
Funny, I would have guessed: "Stop laughing."(Or do they laugh so hard they cry, I wonder...)
 
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"No thanks, I'm gay."
 
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tribdog said:
"Do you have change for a twenty or should we do it again"


I love it.
 
  • #18
Remind me to tell God congratulations, he finally got it right.

that's not a bad one right there
 
  • #19
tribdog said:
Remind me to tell God congratulations, he finally got it right.

that's not a bad one right there
That actually does seem quite good, I am going to keep that one in mind, thanks tribdog!
 
  • #20
Gee whiz, no one has mentioned: "Hi, I'm a nerd. Impressive huh".


Btw, I deleted a post that went too far. Please keep this respectful. It was intended to be fun.
 
  • #21
mattmns said:
That actually does seem quite good, I am going to keep that one in mind, thanks tribdog!
would you believe I just made it up on the spot. I tell you I never know what I'm going to say next.
 
  • #22
tribdog said:
I tell you I never know what I'm going to say next.

You can say that again. Of course, then it wouldn't be true. :biggrin:
 
  • #23
"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"

thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!
 
  • #24
tribdog said:
The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."
Is this before or after you've slept with them?

Cheesiest pickup line is actually from a movie.
Guy: You're invited to a pants party
Girl: Are you saying there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?
Guy: Yeah

Gale said:
"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"
"If you were an open book math problem I would lay you out on my desk and work on you all night"
 
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Gale said:
"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"

thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!
yeah, that is better than what you usually hear. "I'm next" lol I'm just kidding
 
  • #26
Ivan Seeking said:
Btw, I deleted a post that went too far. Please keep this respectful. It was intended to be fun.
Yeah! o:)
 
  • #27
tribdog said:
yeah, that is better than what you usually hear. "I'm next" lol I'm just kidding

you are the biggest jerk ever... how many slut comments have you made towards me since you've got here?!
 
  • #28
I know I'm sorry I wrote about that in my journal.

Its just that before I left last time that was our running joke. It was something that really used to make me laugh. Sorry
 
  • #29
"Hey, have I met you before?"

It's the cheesiest but I swear I have seen girls fall for it time and again.
 
  • #30
arildno said:
"No thanks, I'm gay."
I've seen this one get the ladies a lot too.
 
  • #31
TheStatutoryApe said:
"Hey, have I met you before?"
It's the cheesiest but I swear I have seen girls fall for it time and again.
I've used this before. I really did think we had met before, but it turns out we didn't.

That gay one may work for a one night stand of sex trickery but I can't think of any girl who would appreciate knowing it was all a con.
 
  • #32
Gale said:
"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"

thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!


You are such a nerd.
 
  • #33
franznietzsche said:
You are such a nerd.
i love it when you talk dirty to me baby!
 
  • #34
The cheesiest pickup ever used on me wasn't actually a line. I was sitting at a bar when I felt something warm and wet on my arm. I looked over and the guy sitting next to me was licking my arm. *sigh*

I did ask the bouncer not to hurt him too much as he threw him out.

I did have a guy tell me once that he was going to be the first President of the United States and he wanted me to be his First Lady. That one actually worked - or shouldn't I mention that?
 
  • #35
Best pick up line for me:

"I've been sitting over there with my little brother and his friends and they've been discussing all night how much they want to talk to you, but none of them have the guts to come over here"

I dated him for 18 months.
 
  • #36
Evo said:
Best pick up line for me:
"I've been sitting over there with my little brother and his friends and they've been discussing all night how much they want to talk to you, but none of them have the guts to come over here"
I dated him for 18 months.
and he dated her for 24
 
  • #37
One that works is "aren't you one of my brother's friends?"
 
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She's a hard woman to get over
 
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Sorry for removing the harsh insult. Now your post doesn't make any sense.
 
  • #40
Gale said:
i love it when you talk dirty to me baby!

Filthy filthy nerd. I'll show you nerdy.
 
  • #41
ShawnD said:
Sorry for removing the harsh insult. Now your post doesn't make any sense.
if I let that bother me I'd never get anything written
 
  • #42
tribdog said:
if I let that bother me I'd never get anything written


Or done for that matter. You and your trebuchets. Speaking of which, where is the thread where you torched the frozen soda bottle and melted it to the carpet? I need to explain to some people why you're awesome.
 
  • #43
franznietzsche said:
Or done for that matter. You and your trebuchets. Speaking of which, where is the thread where you torched the frozen soda bottle and melted it to the carpet? I need to explain to some people why you're awesome.
It's in the General Discussion Classics sticky.

Don't tell me you haven't read Patent # 4,669,216.
 
  • #44
Evo said:
It's in the General Discussion Classics sticky.
Don't tell me you haven't read Patent # 4,669,216.


:confused: :confused:
 
  • #45
franznietzsche said:
:confused: :confused:

Read this. https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=21807

There will be a quiz tomorrow.

Patent # 4,669,216

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"High tech mousing that not only kills but crushes and incinerates the victim is offered in a trap devised by Texan Ted M. Moss. His enclosed apparatus lures a doomed rodent into a cylindrical chamber with bait. An electric eye senses the presence of the mouse and actuates a spring driven vertical harpoon that spears the creature on the spot. Once dead, the mouse is crushed between two flat metal plates to a thickness of about three-sixteenths of an inch and incinerated by an electric coil. The trap then automatically places another morsel in the bait chamber and resets itself to harpoon the next small intruder."

"The flattened and roasted rodent is then placed on a soft whole wheat tortilla with sundried tomatoes, arugala and parmesean cheese. It is served with your choice of medium soft drink. It is the McMousetrap mousewrap. Available for a limited time only.

Njorl
 
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arildno said:
"No thanks, I'm gay."

Well, I never tried that one, but I'd bet that doesn't work very well. :biggrin:

I was house-sitting for a friend and stopped by to check the house with a new girl friend. We went inside and in jest, without even imagining that she would take me seriously, I said, "I'll be right back. Don't steal anything while I'm gone". I know...what was I thinking! Anyway, we dated for a long time, but I only found out a year or so later that she nearly walked out right then and there. It never even crossed my mind until she told me! :smile:
 
  • #47
Gale said:
"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"
thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!

Well, it certainly seems nicer :rolleyes:...but a little less straightfoward than:

"HEY! :eek: WANNA INTEGRATE MY NATURAL LOG !?? " :smile:
:smile:
 
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  • #48
How about what women say to men and what they actually mean:

"Let's just see where it goes" means "It ain't going anywhere"

"No rush" means "It will never happen"

"But I love him" means "He can run me over and I'd say it's an accident"

"I'm tired of mind games" means "The next male body who comes along will definitely get lucky"

"I'm thirtyish" means "My fortieth birthday is tomorrow"
 
  • #49
I have an Isomorphism, would you like to see if it's Injective?

Damn, not that good, tribdog could you come up with something good using "Isomorphism" and "Injective" please :smile:
 
  • #50
no, don't think I can
hey Renoit, can you paint me a masterpiece with these crayolas?
Hey, Emeril. can you cook me a delicious meal with these sticks and this can of dried eels?
hey, Whitney can you burp a hit song?
Hey Frank L. Wright can you build me a skyscraper out of leftover spaghetti?
Even talent only goes so far
 

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