jackmell said:
Why can't we analytically continue our model of the Universe past the Big Bang in a way analogous to how the Euler sum is analytically continued into the zeta function?
Analytical continuation is only possible when the singularity isn't "real", but is only there as an artifact of the particular way in which we are modeling reality. That is to say, in mathematics, there are singularities, and then there are singularities. If I expand the function:
f(x) = \frac{1}{x + 1}
in a power series about x=0, then the solution will work well between -1 < x < 1. There is a "real" singularity here at x = -1, and it will be there in any expansion we use, but the singularity at x = 1 in the expansion only pops up because of a peculiarity in how we put the series together.
This is very analogous to singularities in General Relativity. Let's examine the Schwarzschild metric, for instance:
c^2 ds^2 = \left(1 - \frac{r_s}{r}\right)c^2 dt^2 - \frac{dr^2}{1-\frac{r_s}{r}} - r^2\left(d\theta^2 + \mathrm{sin}^2\theta d\phi^2\right)
In this metric, we see two apparent singularities. One is when r \to 0. This is the singularity at the center of the black hole, and is a real singularity (it appears no matter what coordinate system we use). But there's another singularity in this particular metric, one at r = r_s. This is at the horizon to the black hole. This singularity, however, is just an artifact of these particular coordinates, and we can get rid of it by just transforming to a different coordinate system (such as that of an infalling observer).
We know that the singularity at the center is a "real" singularity in General Relativity because it turns out that you can actually work out the geometry of a black hole without reference to any coordinate system at all. This sort of coordinate-independent work is analogous to just considering the function f(x) = 1/(x+1) to find singularities instead of looking at any particular expansion. And when we do this, we find that the curvature, which is a coordinate-independent quantity, has a singularity at the center of a black hole.
So no, we're quite certain, unfortunately, that little mathematical tricks won't get rid of the singularity at the center of a black hole. Getting rid of the singularity requires an actual change in the theory of gravity.