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davenn said:
That's for sure, who leaves a protractor in the oven. It'll melt and mess up the cake.
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davenn said:The next problem is ... is it 120 C or F
Yeah, I was thinking about that too not that I know anything about baking cakes except maybe a Duncan Hines cake mix with instructions.
I heard one story though of a kid who wanted a vanilla cake but his mom had only a chocolate cake mix so he baked it without the chocolate component and it was a disaster.
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Why do they call it a vacuum cleaner? What can be cleaner than a vacuum
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I think it has to be Kelvin. Firstly, there is no specification, and secondly, the plastic won't melt this way.davenn said:The next problem is ... is it 120 C or F
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But how can you clean the vacuum then?mpresic said:
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May I borrow your vacuum cleaner for a day? I'll come fetch it and return it the very next day. I promise!mfb said:
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Why is the Flash always well rested?
Because when he's asleep, he's fast asleep.
Because when he's asleep, he's fast asleep.
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In German the word "fast" means almost.
Helps a lot when you go to McDonald's.
Helps a lot when you go to McDonald's.
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...hmmm, ... whether Troy has something to do with it ... timeo Danaos et dona ferentes ...jtbell said:Don't you just love those false cognates?German "Gift" = English "poison".
But seriously, both come from old versions of to give. As gifted can be said as given (talent). Funny is, that the stuff that brides contribute to their marriage, linen, laces and so, dowry, is called "Mitgift" in German: given along. The word poison is of Latin / French origin, meaning potion - potare - drink. The USSR wasn't the first power that divided the continent. So the only difference is basically whether someone passively gives you poison or you actively drink poison. Not really much of a difference. What always makes me nervous is, that the French have the same word for poison, poison. However, fish is poisson ... Languages are funny.
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Montana roads repairs.
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I've found Hollywood (CA), Hollywood (PA) and Hollywood (FL). Hollywood (MT) must be somewhere in this hole though.1oldman2 said:
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This definitely ain't Rodeo Dr.fresh_42 said:
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There is only one thing that really surprises me. If "a bit" is enough, then I have a good idea what "normal speed" must be. O.K. as living in a country where there isn't a general speed limit (although this isn't true for this kind of roads), I don't have a problem with it. But how in hell will you be able to take the bend in about 200 m down the road? You survive a real marvelous stunt and then a simple turn will kill you?1oldman2 said:This definitely ain't Rodeo Dr.
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It's an art, not a science.fresh_42 said:
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