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Do you know what ruins Friday?
When you find out it's only Monday!
When you find out it's only Monday!
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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EnumaElish
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Psinter said:
Crackpot?
pots?
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EnumaElish
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Why does Wednesday suck?Sophia said:
It ruins both weekends.
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mfb said:
Yup for the first, EnumaEnumaElish said:
. Nope for the second. But the second was my bad. I think I should have written it like:What an awesome set of pottery:
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Q: How different is a dogwood to a cherry tree ?
A: its barks.
A: its barks.
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Black Holes' matter.
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davenn
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davenn
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Another couple of funnies ...
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Why do cows have hooves,Ibix said:
Because they Lactose.
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davenn
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OK another couple for Friday ... almost time to get away from the salt mine 
Dave
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256bits
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Two cows in a field.
" Aren't you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
"Not at all. I'm a helicopter!"
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On the day of his 80th birthday, the pirate Captain runs to the lookout at the bow of the ship, and loudly yells to the world,
"Aye Matey"
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You never will spot an elephant hiding behind a tree.
Because they are so really good at it.
" Aren't you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
"Not at all. I'm a helicopter!"
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On the day of his 80th birthday, the pirate Captain runs to the lookout at the bow of the ship, and loudly yells to the world,
"Aye Matey"
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You never will spot an elephant hiding behind a tree.
Because they are so really good at it.
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DrClaude
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Customer: I'd like a coffee, sugar, no cream.
Waiter: I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. Will a coffee with no milk be ok?
Waiter: I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. Will a coffee with no milk be ok?
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Freddie.
Freddie who?
Freddie or not, here I come.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Who's there?
Freddie.
Freddie who?
Freddie or not, here I come.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
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I once had a girlfriend who never wore alge-bras.
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davenn
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a couple for Monday ...
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jtbell
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I hear mermaids wear algae-bras.fresh_42 said:
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A British comedian said recently:
There are so many Muslims in Britain that I don't feel like in Poland anymore!
There are so many Muslims in Britain that I don't feel like in Poland anymore!
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davenn
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a couple for Wednesday ...
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DrGreg
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Never mind. It's not the end of the world.davenn said:
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Thank you! Now I'm stuck on this earworm:DrGreg said:
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You know the good thing about paedophiles driving around schools?
They always go slow.
They always go slow.
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BhuhahahFizica7 said:
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When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches?
Because then it'd be a foot.
I know you're probably tired of lame jokes, but I'd like to say one more again.
One more again.
When the punchline becomes apparent.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches?
Because then it'd be a foot.
I know you're probably tired of lame jokes, but I'd like to say one more again.
One more again.
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If you happen to use my libraries or software and run into problems, please be sure that many of them are deliberately created because I want to fix them again and again.
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Jonathan Scott
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I previously worked in a software development department where management decided to use the number of defects fixed as a measure of quality achieved. That meant for example that the worst code was rated as the highest quality, and that developers deliberately didn't bother to fix bugs they spotted early, as fixing them via defects would add to their quality score! Indeed, they could "improve" the quality by deliberately introducing additional bugs!Pepper Mint said:
(I only wish that was a lame joke!)
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Yes that is very true, totally you can say that again.- #2,937
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It certainly sounds like one.Jonathan Scott said:
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That is friggin hilarious.Jonathan Scott said:
Say it ain't so.
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When it can't turn into a mom joke.tobactrac said:
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tobactrac said:
That inspired me to:jtbell said:
When it's entangled and someone else observes a mom joke.