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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #3,001
What do you call a tortilla wrap filled with shaved ice?

A brrr-ito.
 
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  • #3,002
jtbell said:
What do you call a tortilla wrap filled with shaved ice?

A brrr-ito.

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  • #3,003
... :oldlaugh:
:iseewhatyoudid:
1oldman2 said:
Montana roads repairs.
You " monkeyed " with that sign... didn't you ?

You know it always used to be...

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fresh_42 said:
O.K. as living in a country where there isn't a general speed limit...
Unless, you're talking about where you live ?

In Montana, it's 80 mph max on most interstates... it used to be 'reasonable and prudent'... basically, not over 90.
 
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  • #3,004
OCR said:
Unless, you're talking about where you live ?
Where we (Germans)[/size] are going, we don't need speed limits!
 
  • #3,005
davenn said:
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jtbell said:
What do you call a tortilla wrap filled with shaved ice?

A brrr-ito.
I find that I love a brrr-ito without a wrapper.
 
  • #3,006
1oldman2 said:
This definitely ain't Rodeo Dr. :cool:
If you are going to make this stunt, it automatically becomes Rodeo Dr.. For a brief moment. Then it'll turn into Sunset Blvd. :cool:

Edit: And if you're going to make it, they'll call it walk of fame!
 
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  • #3,007
cant win !

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  • #3,008
Someone titled a thread "energy-stress-tensor of dust" today.
I only wanted to ask him/her whether his/her frame of reference was male or female.
It's trivial in the first and a singularity in the second. :cool:
 
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While lamenting the demise of my snappy comeback to a recent creationist post (first time I have dealt with this on this forum, so wasn't sure what would happen), I was reminded of a friend's Mad magazine from the 60's.
It had a feature: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, which are both stupid and entertaining.

Looks like the guy who writes (or wrote) it is 93 now.
 
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  • #3,012
A guy pulls into a gas station. The clerk notices two penguins in the back seat.

Clerk: What's with the penguins?
Guy: I found them along the road a little while ago and I'm trying to figure out what to do with them.
Clerk: How about taking them to the zoo?
Guy: That's a great idea. Thanks!

He drives off. The next day he stops at the same gas station again. The clerk notices the penguins are still in the back seat.

Clerk: I thought you were going to take those penguins to the zoo?
Guy: I did. We had a great time! Today I'm taking them to the beach.
 
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jtbell said:
A guy pulls into a gas station. The clerk notices two penguins in the back seat.

Clerk: What's with the penguins?
Guy: I found them along the road a little while ago and I'm trying to figure out what to do with them.
Clerk: How about taking them to the zoo?
Guy: That's a great idea. Thanks!

He drives off. The next day he stops at the same gas station again. The clerk notices the penguins are still in the back seat.

Clerk: I thought you were going to take those penguins to the zoo?
Guy: I did. We had a great time! Today I'm taking them to the beach.
hahaha love it !
 
  • #3,014
I'll NEVER travel with Tom Hanks :biggrin:

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  • #3,015
How do Sith keep Jedi at bay and still smell fresh?

They wear de-yodarant.
 
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  • #3,016
Always enjoyed the Cheers TV show ... Beer facts by Cliff

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OCR said:
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There was a road sign put up, which became famous at least in the UK, which says "No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only". Being in Wales, the sign is bilingual and says, in Welsh, "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."

Reference: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7702913.stm.
 
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Ibix said:
"I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."
Makes sense ... Obviously nobody sent him the sign ...
 
  • #3,019
Or someone took his auto response, from his office, when he was gone, as the translation.
 
  • #3,020
BillTre said:
Or someone took his auto response, from his office, when he was gone, as the translation.
That's what almost certainly has happened. But it is funnier to make fun of the result.
 
  • #3,021
fresh_42 said:
That's what almost certainly has happened. But it is funnier to make fun of the result.
Maybe it's a gigantic conspiracy by Welsh speakers. The sign is actually fine, but they've all agreed to tell all non-speakers that it's an out-of-office message. I've only got their word for it...
 
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Ibix said:
Maybe it's a gigantic conspiracy by Welsh speakers. The sign is actually fine, but they've all agreed to tell all non-speakers that it's an out-of-office message. I've only got their word for it...
This would at least explain Matthew Stevens' results the last years ... He's probably busy with this conspiracy. :cool:
 
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  • #3,023
On the subject of mis-translations, the hand dryers in the toilets at the airport nearest my wife's home town say "Touch button to start. Automatic stop" in English, French, Spanish and German. I'd been visiting for ten years before I noticed that the French flag was next to the English writing and the UK flag was next to the French writing...
 
  • #3,024
hope their public liability insurance is up to date

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  • #3,025
The auto engineering equivalent of putting the microscope objective through the slide, apparently.

PS: I like'd your post, but PF really needs a "schadenfreude" button for that one...
 
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  • #3,026
Ibix said:
The auto engineering equivalent of putting the microscope objective through the slide, apparently.

did that a couple of times when doing my geology stuff at university ... learned quickly to knock that action on the head
specially when it took so long to prepare the sample of rock for the slide
 
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  • #3,027
looks good to me :smile:

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  • #3,028
That is an Echer-istic in its perspective.
The glass should be in the sink to catch the beer from the faucet!
 
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  • #3,029
BillTre said:
The glass should be in the sink to catch the beer from the faucet!

this is true ... the original creator took some artistic license me thinks :wink:

Dave
 
  • #3,030
I don't see an issue. The faucet can be turned. Very useful for large glasses. They have ##1l## glasses on the Octoberfest here.
I'm still waiting for the link where to buy this fantastic installation ...
 

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