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You know it always used to be...
In Montana, it's 80 mph max on most interstates... it used to be 'reasonable and prudent'... basically, not over 90.
You " monkeyed " with that sign... didn't you ?1oldman2 said:
You know it always used to be...
Unless, you're talking about where you live ?fresh_42 said:
In Montana, it's 80 mph max on most interstates... it used to be 'reasonable and prudent'... basically, not over 90.
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Where we (Germans)[/size] are going, we don't need speed limits!OCR said:
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I find that I love a brrr-ito without a wrapper.jtbell said:
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If you are going to make this stunt, it automatically becomes Rodeo Dr.. For a brief moment. Then it'll turn into Sunset Blvd.1oldman2 said:This definitely ain't Rodeo Dr.
Edit: And if you're going to make it, they'll call it walk of fame!
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Someone titled a thread "energy-stress-tensor of dust" today.
I only wanted to ask him/her whether his/her frame of reference was male or female.
It's trivial in the first and a singularity in the second.
I only wanted to ask him/her whether his/her frame of reference was male or female.
It's trivial in the first and a singularity in the second.
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This looks like it has something to do with Male Genetic Dirt Blindness (MGDB).
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While lamenting the demise of my snappy comeback to a recent creationist post (first time I have dealt with this on this forum, so wasn't sure what would happen), I was reminded of a friend's Mad magazine from the 60's.
It had a feature: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, which are both stupid and entertaining.
Looks like the guy who writes (or wrote) it is 93 now.
It had a feature: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, which are both stupid and entertaining.
Looks like the guy who writes (or wrote) it is 93 now.
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A guy pulls into a gas station. The clerk notices two penguins in the back seat.
Clerk: What's with the penguins?
Guy: I found them along the road a little while ago and I'm trying to figure out what to do with them.
Clerk: How about taking them to the zoo?
Guy: That's a great idea. Thanks!
He drives off. The next day he stops at the same gas station again. The clerk notices the penguins are still in the back seat.
Clerk: I thought you were going to take those penguins to the zoo?
Guy: I did. We had a great time! Today I'm taking them to the beach.
Clerk: What's with the penguins?
Guy: I found them along the road a little while ago and I'm trying to figure out what to do with them.
Clerk: How about taking them to the zoo?
Guy: That's a great idea. Thanks!
He drives off. The next day he stops at the same gas station again. The clerk notices the penguins are still in the back seat.
Clerk: I thought you were going to take those penguins to the zoo?
Guy: I did. We had a great time! Today I'm taking them to the beach.
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How do Sith keep Jedi at bay and still smell fresh?
They wear de-yodarant.
They wear de-yodarant.
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There was a road sign put up, which became famous at least in the UK, which says "No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only". Being in Wales, the sign is bilingual and says, in Welsh, "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."OCR said:
Reference: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7702913.stm.
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Makes sense ... Obviously nobody sent him the sign ...Ibix said:
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That's what almost certainly has happened. But it is funnier to make fun of the result.BillTre said:
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Maybe it's a gigantic conspiracy by Welsh speakers. The sign is actually fine, but they've all agreed to tell all non-speakers that it's an out-of-office message. I've only got their word for it...fresh_42 said:
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This would at least explain Matthew Stevens' results the last years ... He's probably busy with this conspiracy.Ibix said:
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On the subject of mis-translations, the hand dryers in the toilets at the airport nearest my wife's home town say "Touch button to start. Automatic stop" in English, French, Spanish and German. I'd been visiting for ten years before I noticed that the French flag was next to the English writing and the UK flag was next to the French writing...
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The auto engineering equivalent of putting the microscope objective through the slide, apparently.
PS: I like'd your post, but PF really needs a "schadenfreude" button for that one...
PS: I like'd your post, but PF really needs a "schadenfreude" button for that one...
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I don't see an issue. The faucet can be turned. Very useful for large glasses. They have ##1l## glasses on the Octoberfest here.
I'm still waiting for the link where to buy this fantastic installation ...
I'm still waiting for the link where to buy this fantastic installation ...