Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #3,151
lightandmatter said:
I thought the chicken crossed the road to see their flat mate.
sophiecentaur said:
Wasn't that the hedgehog? :wink:
In Texas, it would be an armadillo.
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Around here, it's possums. A nearby restaurant (long gone out of business) used to sell tins of "Yellow Stripe" brand possum meat. ?:)
 
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  • #3,152
sophiecentaur said:
Wasn't that the hedgehog? :wink:

indeed it was
 
  • #3,153
jtbell said:
In Texas, it would be an armadillo.
51ZAAFcbCJL.jpg


Around here, it's possums. A nearby restaurant (long gone out of business) used to sell tins of "Yellow Stripe" brand possum meat. ?:)
Ohhh man, that shocked me, when driving around TX particularly the eastern half ... so, so many dead armadillos :frown:
Only saw a couple of live ones and they were so close to the road that their days were probably numbered tooDave
 
  • #3,154
jtbell said:
A nearby restaurant ...

Remember The Roadkill Café? Slogan: "From Your Grill to Ours"
 
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  • #3,155
While we're talking about Texas... here's a Texan trying to brag to a Vermonter about how big his state is.

Texan: "I can start in Texas and drive all day and all night and all the next day, and I'm still in Texas!"
Vermonter: "I know what you mean... I used to have a car like that myself."
 
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  • #3,156
boil the kettle.jpg
 
  • #3,157
moving to Moscow.jpg
 
  • #3,159
fresh_42 said:
What's your latest 100 m time?

hahaha ... with my heart and breathing hassles, I can't run 50m without almost collapsing on the groundD
 
  • #3,160
jtbell said:
In Texas, it would be an armadillo.
51ZAAFcbCJL.jpg


Around here, it's possums. A nearby restaurant (long gone out of business) used to sell tins of "Yellow Stripe" brand possum meat. ?:)

In Texas, they take an empty long neck beer bottle, and place it in the armadillo's curled up legs. It looks like they're lying on their backs drinking a cold one. I nearly died laughing first time I saw that.
 
  • #3,161
building site.jpg
 
  • #3,162
walk home from bar.jpg
 
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  • #3,163
Brilliant ! :smile:

tho I don't think the daughter is overly impressed :biggrin:

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  • #3,164
What is an ig?
An eskimo home without a toilet
 
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  • #3,165
Husband?

I have a flushband. It can remotely flush the toilet when I'm not home. What can this "hus-band" of yours do?
 
  • #3,166
They say Python emphasizes readability, but in all honesty I see it a little bit tangled.

And I C#.
 
  • #3,167
I'm flashing back to fifth grade here...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say apple?
 
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  • #3,168
1st man: I had a wooden car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine and a wooden bodywork.
2nd man: How was it?
1st man: It wooden go.
 
  • #3,169
Why did the farmer drive over his potato crop with a steamroller?
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
 
  • #3,170
I named my IPod The Titanic so whenever I connect to ITunes it says The Titanic is syncing.
 
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  • #3,171
Why did the unappreciated cow sit down behind his cow?
He wanted to get a pat on the back.
 
  • #3,172
Are deep sea divers with chicken pox any good?
Well, they certainly come up to scratch.
 
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  • #3,173
What happened to the frog when he stopped on double-yellow lines?
He was toad away.
 
  • #3,174
Why did the robber take a bar of soap with him when he went to rob the bank?
So he could make a clean getaway.
 
  • #3,175
Pupil: Are you sure this recipe's right?
Cooking teacher: Pineapples, three cubed - what's wrong with that?
Pupil: Well, 27 pineapples seem an awful lot for one fruit salad.
 
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  • #3,177
Why did the unemployed man take a course in meditation?
He said it was better than sitting around all day doing nothing.
 
  • #3,178
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  • #3,179
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  • #3,180
What's the nearest black hole?
Las Vegas, NV, USA
What happens in Vegas ...
 
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