Collection of Lame Jokes

  • Thread starter Thread starter quddusaliquddus
  • Start date Start date
  • Tags Tags
    Jokes
Click For Summary
SUMMARY

This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

PREREQUISITES
  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
NEXT STEPS
  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
USEFUL FOR

Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

  • #3,211
From a LaffyTaffy wrapper:
What do astronauts eat for dinner?
Launch Meat.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: fresh_42, DrClaude and collinsmark
Physics news on Phys.org
  • #3,212
Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

(...with thanks to the Tiny Titans).
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Fervent Freyja
  • #3,213
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred the other day when a small two seater Cessna light aircraft crashed into a graveyard. The diggers have uncovered 1,826 bodys so far and they expect the numbers to rise.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: 256bits
  • #3,214
Better a rising number of bodies than a number of rising bodies.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn and DrClaude
  • #3,215
If the IRS threw Trump in jail, would the press quote his tweets out of con-text?
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn
  • #3,216
Did you hear about the guy who went grocery shopping and made the misteak of buying ribeye instead of sirloin?

[inspired by this post]
 
  • #3,217
upload_2016-11-23_5-43-40.png
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DrClaude and BillTre
  • #3,218
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Borg and Ibix
  • #3,219
Bandersnatch said:
I'm pretty sure that's not true. Impossible even.

Well he did turn out to be "L"uke's father :wink:
 
  • #3,220
Bandersnatch said:
I'm pretty sure that's not true. Impossible even.
Search your feelings, Bandersnatch. You know it to be true.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Borg and davenn
  • #3,221
Ibix said:
Search your feelings, Bandersnatch. You know it to be true.

hahaha ... nice response :smile:
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Ibix
  • #3,222
So this is then Nuke's father?

tsar_bomba.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DrClaude
  • #3,223
fresh_42 said:
So this is then Nuke's father?
Yes, and his mother is Enola Gay :smile:
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn
  • #3,224
davenn said:
hahaha ... nice response :smile:
I can do "Lame Star Wars refs" all day...
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn
  • #3,225
Ibix said:
I can do "Lame Star Wars refs" all day...
Do you use the farce?
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Ibix
  • #3,226
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Ibix
  • #3,227
Borg said:
Do you use the farce?
Binds the lame jokes thread together, it does.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DrClaude and Borg
  • #3,228
I utterly refuse to do a Han(d)s Solo clapping lame joke.
 
  • #3,229
hahaha ... gives the term "added value" a new meaning

upload_2016-11-24_12-6-47.png
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: CalcNerd, Ibix and Sophia
  • #3,230
davenn said:
upload_2016-11-24_12-6-47-png.109360.png
I had a similar problem with a boomerang.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Sophia, davenn, fresh_42 and 1 other person
  • #3,231
Did you hear about the ship carrying a cargo of yo-yos? It hit a rock and sank 45 times.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Sophia and davenn
  • #3,232
DrGreg said:
I had a similar problem with a boomerang.

sporting ones should come back ... hunting ones shouldn't

and speaking of such, a song from my childhood ...

Dave
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DaveC426913
  • #3,233
davenn said:
sporting ones should come back ... hunting ones shouldn't

and speaking of such, a song from my childhood ...

Dave

My Scottish song association from my childhood of a (yellow) boomerang wasn't much better.
 
  • #3,234
Boomerangs were originally made from egg whites instead of wood. They were very unpopular and so were referred to as "Boo! Meringues!".

If that's not a lame, contrived joke, I don't know what is.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: jtbell and beamie564
  • #3,235
fresh_42 said:
of a (yellow) boomerang

the first thought that came to mind was of a banana ?? :biggrin:
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: fresh_42
  • #3,236
davenn said:
the first thought that came to mind was of a banana ?? :biggrin:
Fewer concussions...
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn
  • #3,237
DrGreg said:
"Boo! Meringues!".
That sounds like a Halloween "trick and treat." :cool:
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DrGreg
  • #3,238
Tonight a burglar broke into my house.
He searched for money.
I woke up and helped him.
In vain.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: CalcNerd, Kevin McHugh, davenn and 1 other person
  • #3,239
hahaha

wife needs a new broom.jpg
well not unless you have a death wish :wink:
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Borg, OCR and fresh_42
  • #3,240
- job interview -

"What are your strengths?"
"I'm persistent."
"You'll hear from us."
"I'll wait."
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Stavros Kiri, OCR and mfb

Similar threads

  • · Replies 470 ·
16
Replies
470
Views
36K
  • · Replies 57 ·
2
Replies
57
Views
9K
  • · Replies 3 ·
Replies
3
Views
573
  • · Replies 416 ·
14
Replies
416
Views
42K
  • · Replies 7 ·
Replies
7
Views
3K
  • · Replies 15 ·
Replies
15
Views
6K
  • · Replies 1 ·
Replies
1
Views
3K
  • · Replies 21 ·
Replies
21
Views
3K
  • · Replies 185 ·
7
Replies
185
Views
11K
  • · Replies 5 ·
Replies
5
Views
2K