Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #3,211
From a LaffyTaffy wrapper:
What do astronauts eat for dinner?
Launch Meat.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
 
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  • #3,212
Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

(...with thanks to the Tiny Titans).
 
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  • #3,213
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred the other day when a small two seater Cessna light aircraft crashed into a graveyard. The diggers have uncovered 1,826 bodys so far and they expect the numbers to rise.
 
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  • #3,214
Better a rising number of bodies than a number of rising bodies.
 
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  • #3,215
If the IRS threw Trump in jail, would the press quote his tweets out of con-text?
 
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  • #3,216
Did you hear about the guy who went grocery shopping and made the misteak of buying ribeye instead of sirloin?

[inspired by this post]
 
  • #3,217
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  • #3,218
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  • #3,219
Bandersnatch said:
I'm pretty sure that's not true. Impossible even.

Well he did turn out to be "L"uke's father :wink:
 
  • #3,220
Bandersnatch said:
I'm pretty sure that's not true. Impossible even.
Search your feelings, Bandersnatch. You know it to be true.
 
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  • #3,221
Ibix said:
Search your feelings, Bandersnatch. You know it to be true.

hahaha ... nice response :smile:
 
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  • #3,222
So this is then Nuke's father?

tsar_bomba.jpg
 
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  • #3,223
fresh_42 said:
So this is then Nuke's father?
Yes, and his mother is Enola Gay :smile:
 
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  • #3,224
davenn said:
hahaha ... nice response :smile:
I can do "Lame Star Wars refs" all day...
 
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  • #3,225
Ibix said:
I can do "Lame Star Wars refs" all day...
Do you use the farce?
 
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  • #3,227
Borg said:
Do you use the farce?
Binds the lame jokes thread together, it does.
 
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  • #3,228
I utterly refuse to do a Han(d)s Solo clapping lame joke.
 
  • #3,229
hahaha ... gives the term "added value" a new meaning

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  • #3,230
davenn said:
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I had a similar problem with a boomerang.
 
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  • #3,231
Did you hear about the ship carrying a cargo of yo-yos? It hit a rock and sank 45 times.
 
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  • #3,232
DrGreg said:
I had a similar problem with a boomerang.

sporting ones should come back ... hunting ones shouldn't

and speaking of such, a song from my childhood ...

Dave
 
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  • #3,233
davenn said:
sporting ones should come back ... hunting ones shouldn't

and speaking of such, a song from my childhood ...

Dave

My Scottish song association from my childhood of a (yellow) boomerang wasn't much better.
 
  • #3,234
Boomerangs were originally made from egg whites instead of wood. They were very unpopular and so were referred to as "Boo! Meringues!".

If that's not a lame, contrived joke, I don't know what is.
 
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  • #3,235
fresh_42 said:
of a (yellow) boomerang

the first thought that came to mind was of a banana ?? :biggrin:
 
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  • #3,236
davenn said:
the first thought that came to mind was of a banana ?? :biggrin:
Fewer concussions...
 
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  • #3,237
DrGreg said:
"Boo! Meringues!".
That sounds like a Halloween "trick and treat." :cool:
 
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  • #3,238
Tonight a burglar broke into my house.
He searched for money.
I woke up and helped him.
In vain.
 
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  • #3,239
hahaha

wife needs a new broom.jpg
well not unless you have a death wish :wink:
 
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  • #3,240
- job interview -

"What are your strengths?"
"I'm persistent."
"You'll hear from us."
"I'll wait."
 
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