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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Another one from fifth grade:

I 2 a 4 a shoe.
I 4 a 6 a shoe.
I 6 a 8 a shoe.
I...
 
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  • #3,242
Apropos 5th grade.

Little John-Boy is sitting on the wall of the school yard as his teacher leaves school long after classes.
She asks him, why he didn't walk home. His answer:
"You taught us today Earth is spinning. I simply keep waiting until my house comes along."

(Dedicated to all who don't like these frames all the time.)
 
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  • #3,243
jtbell said:
Another one from fifth grade:

I 2 a 4 a shoe.
I 4 a 6 a shoe.
I 6 a 8 a shoe.
I...
Took me a minute to get it...:woot:
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Took me a minute to get it...:woot:
Could you explain it to an alien?
 
  • #3,245
fresh_42 said:
Could you explain it to an alien?
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  • #3,246
Chrono said:
I get it now.

Good! better drop it now... It will freeze up, glow green, and melt...
 
  • #3,247
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  • #3,248
DaveC426913 said:
Took me a minute to get it...:woot:
My minute seems a lot longer than yours... :oldconfused:
 
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  • #3,249
jtbell said:
Another one from fifth grade:

I 2 a 4 a shoe.
I 4 a 6 a shoe.
I 6 a 8 a shoe.
I...

OCR said:
My minute seems a lot longer than yours... :oldconfused:
Read the first part out loud, try to spot the pattern for the fourth line, and read it out loud.
 
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  • #3,250
Mark44 said:
Read the first part out loud, try to spot the pattern for the fourth line, and read it out loud.
Thank you. Now I got it, too. Well, seems they've finally really created a black hole in CERN ...
 
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  • #3,252
My minute has been definitely the longest.
 
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  • #3,253
Mark44 said:
Read the first part out loud, try to spot the pattern for the fourth line, and read it out loud.
Lol... I 8 a 10 a shoe...
Meaning... I ate a tennis shoe... ?

Is my minute over...?

Damn... fourth grade seems to take forever.

God, I hate math! ... :oldlaugh:
 
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  • #3,254
I've read today, someone wanted to know, who this Lars Krismes is, everybody is singing from.
 
  • #3,255
jtbell said:
Another one from fifth grade:

I 2 a 4 a shoe.
I 4 a 6 a shoe.
I 6 a 8 a shoe.
I...

Fifth graders are pretty smart.
Well, that's the last time I remember being smart, anyways.

Anyways, I read yesterday, that a 5th grader once named a horse.
Or, more properly, he decided on the spelling: Potoooooooo

when the owner told him to write the name on the horse's feed bin.
 
  • #3,256
fresh_42 said:
Well, seems they've finally really created a black hole in CERN ...
Source... ?

Oh, wait... you can't find it, right ? .. :oldlaugh:
 
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OCR said:
Source... ?

Oh, wait... you can't find it, right ? .. :oldlaugh:
We should be able to calculate all relevant data by the different lengths of DaveC426913's, yours and my minute combined with our locations on earth. Seems to get an interesting gravitational well. A physicists' version of geocaching. :biggrin: (We can rule out Fermi-Lab and KEN for my minute has been definitely the longest.)
 
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  • #3,258
OmCheeto said:
Fifth graders are pretty smart.
Well, that's the last time I remember being smart, anyways.

Anyways, I read yesterday, that a 5th grader once named a horse.
Or, more properly, he decided on the spelling: Potoooooooo

when the owner told him to write the name on the horse's feed bin.

I seem to be freefalling toward the Event Horizon, because my minute is approaching infinity.:sorry:
 
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  • #3,259
OmCheeto said:
Fifth graders are pretty smart.
Well, that's the last time I remember being smart, anyways.
Ever see the TV quiz show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" where adults take turns competing against a panel of fifth graders? :cool:
 
  • #3,260
"Houston, we have another problem."
"Apollo, jeez"
"Nice of you to apologize."
 
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  • #3,261
DaveC426913 said:
I seem to be freefalling toward the Event Horizon, because my minute is approaching infinity.:sorry:
No... it only appears that way to the rest of us, but you do look a bit red... sunburn, maybe ? ..
lmao.gif
 
  • #3,262
jtbell said:
Ever see the TV quiz show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" where adults take turns competing against a panel of fifth graders? :cool:
Not until after you mentioned it. I canceled my cable 7½ years ago. I watched one youtube video last night, and I am definitely not smarter that one.

DaveC426913 said:
I seem to be freefalling toward the Event Horizon, because my minute is approaching infinity.
If you are still stuck in freefall, try googling the horses name.
If you are texting, you can probably get away with using the text abbreviation: Pot8os.
 
  • #3,263
OmCheeto said:
If you are still stuck in freefall, try googling the horses name.
If you are texting, you can probably get away with using the text abbreviation: Pot8os.
Ohhh. o0)
I was looking for some connection to horses.
 
  • #3,264
I didn't get that one either, if it makes you feel any better Dave. I just assumed it was an Americanism that I didn't know...
 
  • #3,265
DaveC426913 said:
Ohhh. o0)
I was looking for some connection to horses.

Ibix said:
I didn't get that one either, if it makes you feel any better Dave. I just assumed it was an Americanism that I didn't know...

Neither did I. Only The horse with no name came to my mind. However, evidence for a kind of time dilation becomes denser.
 
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  • #3,267
What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast this morning?

... a synonym roll.
 
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  • #3,268
jim mcnamara said:
What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast this morning?

... a synonym roll.

groan ... hahahaha :smile:
 
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  • #3,269
What kind of suits do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits
 
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  • #3,270
some will get this

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mite have to buy one of these
 
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