Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #3,301
If you call a dog's tail a leg, how many legs would it have? Four; the tail is still a tail regardless of what you call it.
 
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  • #3,302
Hugh Parker said:
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you next week. :wink:
 
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  • #3,303
Hugh Parker said:
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

WELL WHAT'S THE ANSWER
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  • #3,304
Stavros Kiri said:
Also big thanks to our staff administrator Greg Bernhardt, for his conception...

Unless he's a Time Lord, I doubt he had anything to do with that.
 
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  • #3,305
Hugh Parker said:
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
dkotschessaa said:
WELL WHAT'S THE ANSWER
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Here it comes: [It is called the "Inductivist Turkey" (one of Russel's paradigm of improper (incomplete) Induction, I think [?])]

By teaching it Induction method of course!:
Starting Jan 1, every day, give it food say 9am, punctual ... up to 359th day. Guess what happens, once she can now guess the routine, on the 360th day?? ... ...
... Ha, ha, ...
Slayed for Christmass dinner table! (Gross!?)
[A few days from now! ... Happy Holidays!
:partytime::bow::doh::oldsurprised::headbang::oldconfused::sleep::olduhh::oldtongue: ... lol :wink::smile::flashlight::peacesign::check: ] (all welcome to decode this [chain] ... - any ideas?)
 
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  • #3,306
Ibix said:
It is a bit panda packing heat, isn't it?
:DD
 
  • #3,307
jtbell said:
Zsa Zsa Gabor: "I'm a marvelous housekeeper. Whenever I leave a man, I keep the house."
Too soon, DAHling. :wink:
 
  • #3,308
During this time of year why do they serve eggs benedict on a car hub cap?

... because there is no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise
 
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  • #3,309
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  • #3,310
dedicated to all our northern hemisphere members
have a wonderful and snowy Christmas :smile:

my ass is cold.jpg
 
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davenn said:
dedicated to all our northern hemisphere members
have a wonderful and snowy Christmas :smile:

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Poor thing is going to come down with something - he already looks a little horse.
 
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  • #3,312
It's "why the long face?" all over again.
 
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  • #3,313
davenn said:
dedicated to all our northern hemisphere members
have a wonderful and snowy Christmas :smile:
In my part of the northern hemisphere the temperature hit 68F (20C) today. Combine that with the greenhouse effect and I was toasty inside my car with the heater turned off. :woot:

(OK, about a week ago I was freezing my three-letter pack animal off.)
 
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  • #3,314
The days are getting longer! Spring is on its way!
 
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  • #3,316
My neighbors hear good music.
... whether they like it or not.
 
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  • #3,317
Vegetarian is an old indigenous word meaning bad hunter.
 
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  • #3,318
A seal walks into a club...
 
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  • #3,319
Two fleas after drinking at the bar: "shall we walk or we take a dog?" ! ...
 
  • #3,320
I ♥ my
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I ♠ my
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I ♣ my
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  • #3,321
One from a family gathering - a relative of mine is planning not to buy any more shoes. He says they just get under foot all the time.
 
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  • #3,322
Another awesomely bad original from me.

Q. What did the plantain say when it lost it's phone?
A. "Where did mofongo?"
 
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  • #3,323
On the packet with Himalayan salt they printed: 2,000,000 years old and best before 2,019.
Fortunately they've found it in time.
 
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  • #3,324
Scam artists use expired salt to make lamps. That's why they don't cure all your ills - if they used salt before its expiry date...
 
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  • #3,325
Canned air, is it always fresh, or does it ever go stale.
 
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  • #3,326
256bits said:
Canned air, is it always fresh, or does it ever go stale.
I'm always fresh :cool:
 
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  • #3,327
fresh_42 said:
I'm always fresh :cool:
Oh. don't tell me. The guy from the Irish Spring soap commercial under the waterfall!:biggrin:
 
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edit: the face is that of a mathematician and youtuber (NJ Wildeberger) who does not believe irrational numbers are practical or even exist. THoughh if it really came to this kind of situation, I believe he would go right. He always says math is weak, foundationaly inconsistent,etc..I am yet to believe him.
 
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  • #3,329
Stavros Kiri said:
My new year's resolution is that I won't make any new year's resolutions this year! ...
Ouooops! I just made one! ... :nb):doh::oldsurprised::oldbiggrin:

This statements truth value cannot be determined? You have broken my logic :-)
 
  • #3,330
It can be. He made a new year's resolution, and it failed.
 
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