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If you call a dog's tail a leg, how many legs would it have? Four; the tail is still a tail regardless of what you call it.
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I'll tell you next week.Hugh Parker said:
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Hugh Parker said:
WELL WHAT'S THE ANSWER
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Stavros Kiri said:
Unless he's a Time Lord, I doubt he had anything to do with that.
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Hugh Parker said:
Here it comes: [It is called the "Inductivist Turkey" (one of Russel's paradigm of improper (incomplete) Induction, I think [?])]dkotschessaa said:WELL WHAT'S THE ANSWER
By teaching it Induction method of course!:
Starting Jan 1, every day, give it food say 9am, punctual ... up to 359th day. Guess what happens, once she can now guess the routine, on the 360th day?? ... ...
... Ha, ha, ...
Slayed for Christmass dinner table! (Gross!?)
[A few days from now! ... Happy Holidays!
... lol 
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Ibix said:
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Too soon, DAHling.jtbell said:
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During this time of year why do they serve eggs benedict on a car hub cap?
... because there is no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise
... because there is no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise
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dedicated to all our northern hemisphere members
have a wonderful and snowy Christmas
have a wonderful and snowy Christmas
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Poor thing is going to come down with something - he already looks a little horse.davenn said:dedicated to all our northern hemisphere members
have a wonderful and snowy Christmas
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It's "why the long face?" all over again.
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In my part of the northern hemisphere the temperature hit 68F (20C) today. Combine that with the greenhouse effect and I was toasty inside my car with the heater turned off.davenn said:dedicated to all our northern hemisphere members
have a wonderful and snowy Christmas
(OK, about a week ago I was freezing my three-letter pack animal off.)
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The days are getting longer! Spring is on its way!
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My neighbors hear good music.
... whether they like it or not.
... whether they like it or not.
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Vegetarian is an old indigenous word meaning bad hunter.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Two fleas after drinking at the bar: "shall we walk or we take a dog?" ! ...
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One from a family gathering - a relative of mine is planning not to buy any more shoes. He says they just get under foot all the time.
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Another awesomely bad original from me.
Q. What did the plantain say when it lost it's phone?
A. "Where did mofongo?"
Q. What did the plantain say when it lost it's phone?
A. "Where did mofongo?"
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On the packet with Himalayan salt they printed: 2,000,000 years old and best before 2,019.
Fortunately they've found it in time.
Fortunately they've found it in time.
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Scam artists use expired salt to make lamps. That's why they don't cure all your ills - if they used salt before its expiry date...
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Canned air, is it always fresh, or does it ever go stale.
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I'm always fresh256bits said:
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Oh. don't tell me. The guy from the Irish Spring soap commercial under the waterfall!fresh_42 said:I'm always fresh
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edit: the face is that of a mathematician and youtuber (NJ Wildeberger) who does not believe irrational numbers are practical or even exist. THoughh if it really came to this kind of situation, I believe he would go right. He always says math is weak, foundationaly inconsistent,etc..I am yet to believe him.
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Stavros Kiri said:My new year's resolution is that I won't make any new year's resolutions this year! ...
Ouooops! I just made one! ...
This statements truth value cannot be determined? You have broken my logic :-)
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It can be. He made a new year's resolution, and it failed.