Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #3,781
What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice
And everything nice
That's what little girls are made of.

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?

Two hemispheres of uranium in a gun-type housing.
 
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  • #3,782
Noisy Rhysling said:
Two hemispheres of uranium in a gun-type housing.
It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure these were ring stacks.
 
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  • #3,783
Bandersnatch said:
It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure these were ring stacks.
I signed out of Alamogordo for the last time years ago.
 
  • #3,784
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  • #3,785
haha

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  • #3,786
I once applied for a job in the circus -- to be shot out of a cannon.
In my interview for this position, the circus manager said, "I'm sorry, we're looking for someone of a higher caliber."
 
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  • #3,787
Imagine if you got the job. You'd have been fired on your first day.
 
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  • #3,788
And if you don't get fired, they still get fired.
 
  • #3,789
Did you hear about the new book on anti-gravity?

I couldn't put it down.
 
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  • #3,790
XKCD celebrates the 4th:

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  • #3,791
BillTre said:
XKCD celebrates the 4th:

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2022: Drones are gone. But they'll be back!
 
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  • #3,792
We should be quite safe from Terminators now. When was the last time you saw a printed phone book?
 
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mfb said:
We should be quite safe from Terminators now. When was the last time you saw a printed phone book?
Yesterday, but the T-5 model uses google now ...
 
  • #3,794
mfb said:
We should be quite safe from Terminators now. When was the last time you saw a printed phone book?
I get three thrown on my front porch every spring.
 
  • #3,795
Mark44 said:
I once applied for a job in the circus -- to be shot out of a cannon.
In my interview for this position, the circus manager said, "I'm sorry, we're looking for someone of a higher caliber."
What if you were of a too high caliber?
 
  • #3,796
:smile:

better than arguing with a woman.jpg
 
  • #3,797
davenn said:
Noisy's Rules of Marriage.

1. If, during a domestic dispute, it is found that the husband is wrong, he should immediately apologize.

2. If, during a domestic dispute, it is found that the husband is right, he should immediately apologize.
 
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  • #3,798
Stavros Kiri said:
What if you were of a too high caliber?
(I'll just answer it myself)

In other words, the too good don't get hired, ... because they cannot be fired!
 
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  • #3,799
A dyslexic man walks into a bra ...
 
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  • #3,800
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh
 
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  • #3,801
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
 
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  • #3,802
A toothless beaver walks into a pub, and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
 
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  • #3,803
Mark44 said:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.
 
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  • #3,804
What's red and smells like blue paint?

red paint
 
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  • #3,805
Did you hear about the two tanker ships that collided? One was loaded with red paint and the other was carrying purple paint.

All of the sailors were marooned.
 
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  • #3,806
Ibix said:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.
Blind deer
Ibix said:
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.
Blind cripple deer ...

P.S. No equivalence though
 
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  • #3,807
A: I saw the other day a dog without a nose.

B: How does he smell?

A: Awful.
 
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  • #3,808
A prostitute, P working in a small town, approaching a client, C:

P: Hey, big boy, ready for a good time ?
C: No thanks.
P: Ok, say hi to your mom for me!
 
  • #3,809
Ibix said:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.
Stavros Kiri said:
Blind deer
Ibix said:
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.
Stavros Kiri said:
Blind cripple deer ...
Apparently you didn't get Ibix's jokes. The answers "no idea" and "still no idea" are the punchlines.
 
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  • #3,810
Mark44 said:
Apparently you didn't get Ibix's jokes. The answers "no idea" and "still no idea" are the punchlines.
Or you didn't get mine! Just being cynic ...
[In other words I got Ibix's joke but I am "showing plain old trurh sarcasm ...".
Do you get it now? RSVP]
 

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