Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #3,961
davenn said:

And when they're Finnished, they can sail across the Gulf of Bothnia.
 
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  • #3,962
A little boy apologizes for his poor performance in the spelling bee:

"I do know how to spell 'banana', but I can never remember when to stop."
 
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  • #3,963
jtbell said:
they can sail across the Gulf of Bothnia.

I really want to get to that part of the world one day. Have been looking at a few tours that cover Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland
 
  • #3,964
"Are you twins?"
"No. Why?"
"'Cause your mom put out the same clothes for you."
"This is a traffic control!"
 
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  • #3,965
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  • #3,966
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  • #3,967
What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburned zebra.
 
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  • #3,968
What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper (well, they were black and white when I was a kid...)
 
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  • #3,969
What did the frog say about yesterday's newspaper?
Reddit
 
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  • #3,970
DrGreg said:
What did the frog say about yesterday's newspaper?
Reddit
I think, I know this frog. Have been in Reading.
 
  • #3,971
dad: Son, i want you to marry a girl of my choice
son: NO
dad: she's the daughter of Bill Gates
son: Then OK
(dad goes to Bill gates)
dad: i want your daughter to marry my son
Bill Gates: NO
dad: he is the president of the world bank
Bill Gates: then OK
(dad goes to world bank)
dad: I want you to appoint my son as president of this bank
World Bank: NO
dad: He is Bill Gates son-in-law
World Bank: then OK

What can I say, THIS IS BUSINESS!
 
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  • #3,972
Anti-selfie Tablets.jpg
 
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  • #3,973
Teenage girls - once an hour.
 
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  • #3,974
thejosh said:
What can I say, THIS IS BUSINESS!
That's what you call SMART BUSINESS! ... [and smart joke!]
 
  • #3,975
Have cooked!
... details in a couple of minutes in the evening news.
 
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  • #3,976
The first mate of the Pequod approaches Captain Ahab, one day in port.

"Sir, I've gotten us a cat to help control the ship's rat population."

"Excellent idea. What is its name?"

"Call it Ishmeow."
 
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  • #3,977
jtbell said:
"Call it Ishmeow."
As I recall, David Baddiel (British people in my age bracket will recognise the name - for the rest of the world, he was a strong contender for the most famous comedian in Britain in the 90s/early 2000s) had a cat named Chairman Meow.
 
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  • #3,978
I saved a beer today.
It had been trapped in a bottle.
Now it's fine.
 
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  • #3,979
fresh_42 said:
I saved a beer today.
It had been trapped in a bottle.
Now it's fine.

medal-symbol.jpg
 
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  • #3,980
wake up and kiss.jpg
 
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  • #3,981
"Sure, you do get heckled when you do stand-up comedy. But it's particularly unpleasant when it's personal. Once there was this guy in the audience who hated Italians; I don't know why - he was really pissed off with all Italians. Including me, apparently.

"As soon as I got on stage - I hadn't even begun my act - he stood up, pointing at me, and started shouting 'You're all mafia scum! Damn crooks! You're ruining this country! Go back to Italy! ...' and things like that.

"I tried to calm him down, I explained that I was third-generation, that even my parents had been born and bred here, and my wife was American. That made him even more furious, he said we were invading his country, raping his children...

"I told him not all Italians are from the mafia, and we brought good things, too, good food, pizza... But he just wouldn't stop shouting and insulting, his face was purple all over, his eyes were bulging, he was making a fool of himself and embarrassing me in front of the whole audience...

(long pause, walking slowly around the stage, looking down at his feet)

"So that evening I told my cousin Gino to kill him."
 
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  • #3,982
so profound hahaha

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  • #3,983
hahahaha cute
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  • #3,984
ohhhh they are getting lamer haha ...

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  • #3,985
The 7 members of the Faraday family: The Faraweek.
 
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  • #3,987
not the moon - a space station.jpg
 
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  • #3,988
Why does the space station get its light from the upper left?
 
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  • #3,989
mfb said:
Why does the space station get its light from the upper left?
hahahaha ... well spotted !
 
  • #3,990
davenn said:
well spotted !
As is a leopard...
 
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