Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

  • #3,961
davenn said:

And when they're Finnished, they can sail across the Gulf of Bothnia.
 
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  • #3,962
A little boy apologizes for his poor performance in the spelling bee:

"I do know how to spell 'banana', but I can never remember when to stop."
 
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  • #3,963
jtbell said:
they can sail across the Gulf of Bothnia.

I really want to get to that part of the world one day. Have been looking at a few tours that cover Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland
 
  • #3,964
"Are you twins?"
"No. Why?"
"'Cause your mom put out the same clothes for you."
"This is a traffic control!"
 
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  • #3,965
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  • #3,966
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  • #3,967
What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburned zebra.
 
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  • #3,968
What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper (well, they were black and white when I was a kid...)
 
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  • #3,969
What did the frog say about yesterday's newspaper?
Reddit
 
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  • #3,970
DrGreg said:
What did the frog say about yesterday's newspaper?
Reddit
I think, I know this frog. Have been in Reading.
 
  • #3,971
dad: Son, i want you to marry a girl of my choice
son: NO
dad: she's the daughter of Bill Gates
son: Then OK
(dad goes to Bill gates)
dad: i want your daughter to marry my son
Bill Gates: NO
dad: he is the president of the world bank
Bill Gates: then OK
(dad goes to world bank)
dad: I want you to appoint my son as president of this bank
World Bank: NO
dad: He is Bill Gates son-in-law
World Bank: then OK

What can I say, THIS IS BUSINESS!
 
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  • #3,972
Anti-selfie Tablets.jpg
 
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  • #3,973
Teenage girls - once an hour.
 
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  • #3,974
thejosh said:
What can I say, THIS IS BUSINESS!
That's what you call SMART BUSINESS! ... [and smart joke!]
 
  • #3,975
Have cooked!
... details in a couple of minutes in the evening news.
 
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  • #3,976
The first mate of the Pequod approaches Captain Ahab, one day in port.

"Sir, I've gotten us a cat to help control the ship's rat population."

"Excellent idea. What is its name?"

"Call it Ishmeow."
 
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  • #3,977
jtbell said:
"Call it Ishmeow."
As I recall, David Baddiel (British people in my age bracket will recognise the name - for the rest of the world, he was a strong contender for the most famous comedian in Britain in the 90s/early 2000s) had a cat named Chairman Meow.
 
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  • #3,978
I saved a beer today.
It had been trapped in a bottle.
Now it's fine.
 
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  • #3,979
fresh_42 said:
I saved a beer today.
It had been trapped in a bottle.
Now it's fine.

medal-symbol.jpg
 
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  • #3,980
wake up and kiss.jpg
 
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  • #3,981
"Sure, you do get heckled when you do stand-up comedy. But it's particularly unpleasant when it's personal. Once there was this guy in the audience who hated Italians; I don't know why - he was really pissed off with all Italians. Including me, apparently.

"As soon as I got on stage - I hadn't even begun my act - he stood up, pointing at me, and started shouting 'You're all mafia scum! Damn crooks! You're ruining this country! Go back to Italy! ...' and things like that.

"I tried to calm him down, I explained that I was third-generation, that even my parents had been born and bred here, and my wife was American. That made him even more furious, he said we were invading his country, raping his children...

"I told him not all Italians are from the mafia, and we brought good things, too, good food, pizza... But he just wouldn't stop shouting and insulting, his face was purple all over, his eyes were bulging, he was making a fool of himself and embarrassing me in front of the whole audience...

(long pause, walking slowly around the stage, looking down at his feet)

"So that evening I told my cousin Gino to kill him."
 
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  • #3,982
so profound hahaha

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  • #3,983
hahahaha cute
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  • #3,984
ohhhh they are getting lamer haha ...

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  • #3,985
The 7 members of the Faraday family: The Faraweek.
 
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  • #3,987
not the moon - a space station.jpg
 
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  • #3,988
Why does the space station get its light from the upper left?
 
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  • #3,989
mfb said:
Why does the space station get its light from the upper left?
hahahaha ... well spotted !
 
  • #3,990
davenn said:
well spotted !
As is a leopard...
 
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