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A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender: "Why the long face?"
Bartender: "Why the long face?"
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davenn said:
This is all amateur stuff:OCR said:
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Yep, the man who took the picture has been probably sufficiently far away. But in the picture: nothing at all, but the what's-wrong-list is pretty long.gmax137 said:
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Woman: I haven't put any makeup today.
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Also, I think there are "this way up" arrows on the boxes which are pointing up. They're probably filled with boxes with arrows pointing down...BillTre said:
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. It's swaying and wobbling around, obviously not well, and suddenly keels over dead on the floor. The man quickly turns round to leave, and the barman calls after him: "Hey - you can't leave that lying on the floor like that!" And the man says: "It's a giraffe, not a lion!"
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What do you call a dumb atom?
A Boron.
A Boron.
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This is from another thread (I couldn't help not bringing it in Lame Jokes):
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In post #4407...
This actually doesn't look all that unsafe to me, provided that the smaller (blue) ladder is firmly attached to the long ladder. Most of the man's weight would be directed down the long ladder, and a small fraction of it would be the horizontal component directed to the side via the blue ladder. With someone at the bottom to keep the long ladder from slipping sideways, the system would be pretty stable, IMO.
Unlike the ladder on the truck held up by 2 x 4's (post #4411) or the forklift holding a second forklift in post #4414.
davenn said:
This actually doesn't look all that unsafe to me, provided that the smaller (blue) ladder is firmly attached to the long ladder. Most of the man's weight would be directed down the long ladder, and a small fraction of it would be the horizontal component directed to the side via the blue ladder. With someone at the bottom to keep the long ladder from slipping sideways, the system would be pretty stable, IMO.
Unlike the ladder on the truck held up by 2 x 4's (post #4411) or the forklift holding a second forklift in post #4414.
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If life gives you a lemon ...
I've bought lemons to fight the flu ...
... ask for salt and tequila!
I've bought lemons to fight the flu ...
... hope the tequila works.
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Drat. Didn't see this thread until berkeman had closed it: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/weird-circuit-board-with-only-resistors.942401/#post-5961160
D'you think if I PM him he'd reopen it so I could post an "it's futile" joke?
D'you think if I PM him he'd reopen it so I could post an "it's futile" joke?
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It's only closed, can't you just copy what you need and post it, e.g. under Science Jokes?Ibix said:
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As with many posts on this thread, although for slightly different reasons, I'm not sure the "like" button is strictly appropriate for this...davenn said:
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At least it contains a lot of physics: force diagrams, centre of gravity, stable and unstable equilibrium, torque to come, and in the last one also short circuits, free fall.Ibix said:
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Nah, that one definitely belonged on this thread. Anyway, you shouldn't let Borg jokes spread across more than one thread. Sci-fi techno-zombies can be hard to get rid of once they're dug in.fresh_42 said:
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Yes, I was wondering about those cables in the foreground too. Power or telephone, do you think?fresh_42 said:
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My guess is power lines, because they are so many of them and rather thick, but I'm not very experienced. Both are underground here.
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Root beers are far better if drunk from a square mug!
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That joke is impossible to understand without first understanding the joke in #4434.Psinter said:
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This joke is a member of the genus canis. The species is called Canis Lupus Infinitus. Another reason to prefer members of Felis.Ibix said:
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Only if the mug is larger than one.