Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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My wife said she'd like some peace and quiet while she cooks dinner tonight...
so I've taken the batteries out of the smoke alarm...
 
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@Keith_McClary I think there is a new Doonesbury on Sundays (facebook and websites), but the rest are reruns.
Bloom County is also available on facebook and websites, at what seem like irregular intervals
Calvin and Hobbs is no longer made, but other cartoonists lampoon it frequenty in their own strips.
 
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Watching Fauci trying to find the right language is painful.

~ What we don't want to see is a surge on top of a surge within a surge while wrapping a surge around a surge...

He should just say "STAY AT HOME!"

He is noticeably frustrated. He has all but begged people to stay home.
 
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It's nice to sit on that chair, but at some points you have to draw the line.
 
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Mom, you are NOT going to put this on the INTERNET!
 
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Mom: "I think we should buy an encyclopedia for Junior."
Dad: "Why can't he just walk to school like I did?"
 
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Kid was asked to bring in a stool sample for his visit w/ the school nurse:

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The Three Musketeers go out to dinner. The waitress asks, "Do you want the check all for one, or one for all?"
 
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phinds said:
Reminds me of an ancient Ernie Kovacs sketch with a guy shooting into a frozen-fish freezer: "Holey mackerel!"

(or maybe it was a fish tank... it was a looong time ago.)
 
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Now I got what a LAN party is! It's the equivalent to a measles party.
 
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Always wear gloves while using your computer. The Corona virus transmits so easily that you can email it to someone.
 
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Oh god not again

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I'd really like to thank you all who set me straight on the meaning of plethora.
It means a lot to me.
 
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A pirate in Comic Sans walks into a bar.
Bartender: "Sorry, we don't serve your type in here."
 
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A synonym strolls into a local tavern ...
 
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I once saw on a large air vent in a physics building, a little official looking label (matching campus P. plant style) saying:
"Warped Space Entrance, Authorized Personnel Only".

It went away in a few weeks.
 
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