Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #5,221
phinds said:
:rolleyes: :smile:
how about this one for bad, then ...

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  • #5,222
I downloaded The Polar Express. It's buffering now.
 
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  • #5,223
I downloaded Cliffhanger, but it leaped.
 
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  • #5,224
davenn said:
how about this one for bad, then ...

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Jeez, you REALLY need to check the dosage on your meds :smile:
 
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  • #5,225
Ibix said:
I downloaded The Polar Express. It's buffering now.
fresh_42 said:
I downloaded Cliffhanger, but it leaped.
I downloaded ... Hmmmm (Dementia)
 
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  • #5,226
I started watching The Matrix, how do I get out?
 
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mfb said:
I started watching The Matrix, how do I get out?
Download a Beatles movie! I thought of the second, but the others appear also promising.
 
  • #5,228
mfb said:
I started watching The Matrix, how do I get out?
You don't! Keep dreaming ...
[Your new name: M mfb]
 
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  • #5,229
I downloaded Ali, but it skipped.
 
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  • #5,231
mfb said:
I started watching The Matrix, how do I get out?
Try calling the phone when you watch The Matrix.:wink:
 
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  • #5,232
Ibix said:
I downloaded Ali, but it skipped.
I have an iPhone, it only downloads iNoon.
 
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  • #5,234
Ophiolite said:
Do they come with a cell by date?
No! With a "You get paid to pick up guarantee"!
 
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  • #5,235
What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod...any cod.

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There has been a robbery in the butcher shop. Police have beefed up the security..
 
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  • #5,236
Two seagulls are sitting on a perch. The first one says, "do you smell fish?"
 
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  • #5,238
Do spiders also have a spin class?

... they do, but it is web based learning
 
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  • #5,239
Bringing a little laugh in the winter time:

 
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  • #5,240
jack action said:
Bringing a little laugh in the winter time:
There is a physical mistake: it won't work this way.
 
  • #5,241
Ibix said:
I downloaded The Polar Express. It's buffering now.

fresh_42 said:
I downloaded Cliffhanger, but it leaped.
You guys are trying too hard...
The original joke in this subthread about "synching" the Titanic movie worked because of the play on sinking/synching.

This one is closer to the mark...
Ibix said:
I downloaded Ali, but it skipped.
 
  • #5,242
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  • #5,243
Is that a " I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.":biggrin:
 
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  • #5,245
Came across this on YouTube:
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Interesting enough, they are the pirates themselves.o_O
 

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  • #5,246
YoungPhysicist said:
Interesting enough, they are the pirates themselves.o_O
This has nothing to do with counterfeit merchandise. It says it right there on the sign: it's a disco :wink:
 
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  • #5,248
those under 40 probably won't get this (two 30 yr olds at my work place didn't)
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Programmers imagine the most ridiculous ways to enter a phone number into a form:

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