Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

how about this one for bad, then ...

 

[Ibix]

I downloaded The Polar Express. It's buffering now.

 

[fresh_42]

I downloaded Cliffhanger, but it leaped.

 

[phinds]

how about this one for bad, then ...

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Jeez, you REALLY need to check the dosage on your meds

 

[Stavros Kiri]

I downloaded The Polar Express. It's buffering now.

I downloaded Cliffhanger, but it leaped.

I downloaded ... Hmmmm (Dementia)

 

[mfb]

I started watching The Matrix, how do I get out?

 

[fresh_42]

I started watching The Matrix, how do I get out?

Download a Beatles movie! I thought of the second, but the others appear also promising.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

I started watching The Matrix, how do I get out?

You don't! Keep dreaming ...
[Your new name: M mfb]

 

[Ibix]

I downloaded Ali, but it skipped.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Giving away ...

How generous!

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Me: what is coffee?

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Don't you love these fast and stylish bikes?!

 

[YoungPhysicist]

I started watching The Matrix, how do I get out?

Try calling the phone when you watch The Matrix.

 

[fresh_42]

I downloaded Ali, but it skipped.

I have an iPhone, it only downloads iNoon.

 

[Ophiolite]

Giving away ...

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Do they come with a cell by date?

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Do they come with a cell by date?

No! With a "You get paid to pick up guarantee"!

 

[davenn]

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod...any cod.

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There has been a robbery in the butcher shop. Police have beefed up the security..

 

[gmax137]

Two seagulls are sitting on a perch. The first one says, "do you smell fish?"

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

Do spiders also have a spin class?

... they do, but it is web based learning

 

[jack action]

Bringing a little laugh in the winter time:

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[fresh_42]

Bringing a little laugh in the winter time:

There is a physical mistake: it won't work this way.

 

[Mark44]

I downloaded The Polar Express. It's buffering now.

I downloaded Cliffhanger, but it leaped.

You guys are trying too hard...
The original joke in this subthread about "synching" the Titanic movie worked because of the play on sinking/synching.

This one is closer to the mark...

I downloaded Ali, but it skipped.

 

[davenn]

 

[256bits]

Is that a " I would if I could, but I can't so I won't."

 

[jack action]

 

[YoungPhysicist]

Came across this on YouTube:

Interesting enough, they are the pirates themselves.

 

[DrClaude]

Interesting enough, they are the pirates themselves.

This has nothing to do with counterfeit merchandise. It says it right there on the sign: it's a disco

 

[jack action]

 

[davenn]

those under 40 probably won't get this (two 30 yr olds at my work place didn't)

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

Programmers imagine the most ridiculous ways to enter a phone number into a form: