Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #5,281
OK. That took me 3 minutes to get. Good one. Blends in with the one from Borg.
I knew theer had to be better ones than:

Chekov goes skiing downhill while playing the violin.
Kirk, McCoy, Spock are in amazement
Spock finally speaks.
Chekov ski?
 
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  • #5,282
This one actually happened to me recently.

Waiter: Yes sir, what's your question?
Me: Are the mushrooms fresh?
Waiter(serious, as far as I can tell): Yes sir, we just opened the can.
 
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  • #5,283
Borg said:
In another time...

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They still have this classic available:

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Design-Toscano-Gothic-Tombstone-I-Told-You-I-Was-Sick-Gravestone-Sign/1000051479
 
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  • #5,284
WWGD said:
This one actually happened to me recently.

Waiter: Yes sir, what's your question?
Me: Are the mushrooms fresh?
Waiter(serious, as far as I can tell): Yes sir, we just opened the can.

Basil Fawlty (John Cleese), owner of Fawlty Towers hotel In Torquay, delivers this news to an irate American expecting fresh-squeezed orange juice in their "screwdrivers". Hilarious tantrums ensue.
 
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  • #5,285
Klystron said:
Basil Fawlty (John Cleese), owner of Fawlty Towers hotel In Torquay, delivers this news to an irate American expecting fresh-squeezed orange juice in their "screwdrivers". Hilarious tantrums ensue.
I am living a (slightly distorted) episode of Monty Python!??
 
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  • #5,286
WWGD said:
I am living a (slightly distorted) episode of Monty Python!??
naa, Fawlty Towers was another British comedy set as described by klystron

there weren't too many episodes in the series, but were quite funny
 
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  • #5,287
Klystron said:
Basil Fawlty (John Cleese), owner of Fawlty Towers hotel
I always wondered where that reference came from.

 
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  • #5,288
Hey, guys, I'm glad you didn't mention the war. :cool:
 
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  • #5,289
fresh_42 said:
Hey, guys, I'm glad you didn't mention the war. :cool:
I did once, but I think I got away with it.
 
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  • #5,290
A guy in an expensive business suit, eating a bag of chips, passes a pigeon on the street.

Pigeon: Nice suit.
Guy (surprised): Thank you.
Pigeon: Be a shame if something happened to it... leave those chips here.
 
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  • #5,291
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  • #5,292
What do you get when you teach a bird of prey to talk?

A yaptor.
 
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  • #5,293
What do you call a Himalayan beast of burden that can't sleep?

An insomniyak.
 
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  • #5,294
Why do yaks go crazy in large numbers?

They're many-yaks
 
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  • #5,295
Why is the Dead Sea dead?

It had a severe depression!
 
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  • #5,296
What do you call a yak that can't stop talking?

A yakety yak.
HEY! I LOVE Tibet! And those Himalayas! Wow! You just got to BE there, you know what I'm sayin'? UNbelievable! Sunrise! Sunrise in the Himalayas! That's something, I got to tell ya! And sunSET! Stand BACK! INCREDIBLE! Sunset may be even better than sunrise! Sunrise! Sunset! Middle of the day! ANY time's a great time in the Himmies! I call 'em the Himmies...
 
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  • #5,297
What do we call the Shakespearean beast of burden?

A yaktor.
 
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  • #5,298
What's a Himalayan beast of burden's favourite tune?

Yakety Sax.

Imagine the Benny Hill Show with yaks...
 
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  • #5,299
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  • #5,300
For everyone freezing in the U.S. right now. :oldtongue:

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  • #5,302
Borg said:
For everyone freezing in the U.S. right now. :oldtongue:
Units !
 
  • #5,303
DrClaude said:
Units !
##°De## :cool:
 
  • #5,304
Three horses are talking. First horse; "I won my last 5 races." Second horse; "So what. I won my last 10 races." Third horse; "Big deal. I won my last 20 races." There's a dog sitting in the corner listening. He chimes in "Well I've never lost a race in my life. Over 100 races." The horses all look at each other in stunned disbelief. Finally one turns to the others and says"Holy cow. A talking dog!"
 
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  • #5,305
Janet's mom had four kids. She named the first one April, the second one May, and the third one June. What did she name the fourth one?
 
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  • #5,306
Janet
 
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  • #5,307
When I was a young man, I worked in a circus as a human cannonball. After a month or so, the boss let me go, saying, "We're looking for someone of higher caliber."
 
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  • #5,308
Mark44 said:
...the boss let me go...
So you were fired?
 
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  • #5,309
Mark44 said:
When I was a young man, I worked in a circus as a human cannonball. After a month or so, the boss let me go, saying, "We're looking for someone of higher caliber."
Been said before
 
  • #5,310
Stavros Kiri said:
Been said before
Tough room.
 
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