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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #541
:smile::smile::smile:

OMG, that's a nice one too :smile:

I haven't voted yet, I know those with humer are pretty active this period of time! :biggrin:
 
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  • #542
BobG said:
Me: You're even more attractive than usual today.

Her: It must be my new haircut. You like it, huh?

Me: Actually, I think it's the extra weight you've put on. Your gravitational pull has become quite severe.

And then the fight started.

:smile::smile::smile:
 
  • #543
From work colleague sat opposite:

She was only the telegraphers daughter but she didit didit didit didit...

She was only the colonels daughter but she knew what regi-ment
 
  • #544
BobG said:
...

And then the fight started.

Reminds me of:

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat mama's orbiting around her.

ps. Do not try the attractive joke on your bartender. No amount of "but I just saw it on the science forum..." will keep them from cutting you off. Especially if another barback has just been trapped in orbit... :(
 
  • #545
OmCheeto said:
Reminds me of:

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat mama's orbiting around her.

ps. Do not try the attractive joke on your bartender. No amount of "but I just saw it on the science forum..." will keep them from cutting you off. Especially if another barback has just been trapped in orbit... :(


Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it. :bugeye:

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino. ('El if I no)
 
  • #546
Hey Venezuela, is that your army or did Menudo get back together?
 
  • #547
What do periods and loan payments have in common?

It'll cost you a lot if either are late.
 
  • #548
HAHA^
:smile:
 
  • #549
OmCheeto said:
Reminds me of:

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat mama's orbiting around her.
:smile::smile::smile:
Lancelot59 said:
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it. :bugeye:

:smile::smile::smile:

I've never heard those before...just the usual yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family and yo mama's so fat she falls off both sides of the bed etc. and i think some other elaborate one...yo mama's so fat she wore a yankee's jacket and helicopters were trying to land on her.
 
  • #550
HeLiXe said:
:smile::smile::smile:


:smile::smile::smile:

I've never heard those before...just the usual yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family and yo mama's so fat she falls off both sides of the bed etc. and i think some other elaborate one...yo mama's so fat she wore a yankee's jacket and helicopters were trying to land on her.
What time are you going to pick your mom up from the airport? Her plane lands at 2, which would be 3 in her other time zone.
 
  • #551
Whats the difference between a woman and a terrorist?


You can negotiate with the terrorist!
 
  • #552
Did you hear the rumor that Chuck Norris had a heart attack?

Turns out its only a rumor, Chuck Norris' heart is not foolish enough to attack him!
 
  • #553
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.

What do you call a chinese woman with one leg?
Irene
 
  • #554
i_wish_i_was_smart said:
Whats the difference between a woman and a terrorist?


You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Isn't there a policy that says you're not supposed to though?
i_wish_i_was_smart said:
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.

What do you call a chinese woman with one leg?
Irene
Nice one.:smile:
 
  • #555
Horse walks into a bar. Barkeep: So why the long face?
 
  • #556
When ABS first came out it was braking news.
 
  • #557
Havent read all jokes (yet) so I don't know if these have been posted. Anyway, here goes:

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One of them was a salted.

A neutron walks into a bar, and orders a beer. "How much?" He asks the barkeep.
The barkeep replies, "For you sir, no charge."
 
  • #558
Lancelot59 said:
What time are you going to pick your mom up from the airport? Her plane lands at 2, which would be 3 in her other time zone.

:smile:
 
  • #559
  • #560
This one wasn't lame.
 
  • #561
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I like to shove paint up my *** and fart random patterns onto canvas.
 
  • #562
When your wife asks which of her friends you would like to have in a threesome, don't name two of them.
- Ray Romano
 
  • #563
Lancelot59 said:
I like to shove paint up my *** and fart random patterns onto canvas.

You can google these pictures. Together with pictures showing how they were painted.

That's the lame joke.
 
  • #564
Hey, did you guys here about the guy that had his whole left side cut off?

Anyway, he's all right now.
 
  • #565
I'm writing an essay on atheism and agnosticism and I came across this lol
bizarro_atheists.jpg
 
  • #566
Where's the "Like" button?? Oh yeah, this isn't facebook. :-\
 
  • #567
What-Atheists-Cry-Out-During-Sex.jpg
 
  • #569
http://www.yekpanjare.com/ws.jpg
 
  • #570
LOL! ^
:smile::smile:
 

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