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And then it flies! ... IfIbix said:
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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2...
Anna 1, Anna 2...
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that one passes me byIbix said:
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davenn said:
(I don't think it's particular to Spongebob, by the way. That's just the first link I found.)
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davenn said:
In small bands the drummer traditionally sets the tempo and beat to lead the next number. Along with tapping the edge of a drum she/he will chant in unison with the tapping, "And a one, and a two, and a ...". Music ensues.Ibix said:
[This has been attributed to several influential American jazz drummers but drums with chants were used to time cannon fire on post 15th C. warships and to time oars on ancient rowing vessels such as the Vikings used; the latter documented by Irish monks in the famous manuscript titled Jazz, jazz, and More Jazz by medieval jazzman Thelonious Monk.
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thanks guys
I should have known that, having played music since I was a kid
I'll put it down to too early Monday morning haha
I should have known that, having played music since I was a kid
I'll put it down to too early Monday morning haha
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Have you heard of the new parade crew in New Orleans that does synchronized drills with lawnmowers?
It's called "Mardi Grass."
It's called "Mardi Grass."
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When I see names of couples in bark, I do not think "oh sweet," but "weird, whoever takes a knife to a date ..."
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fresh_42 said:
yeah, I have that problem
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Hahahahaha ... Me too!davenn said:
Wait! It is Friday!
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Me too! Yup! "seafood diet", all day, all the time! ...davenn said:
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That just goes to show you the lax privacy measures and intrusion.
Totally laxative , if you ask me.
Especially when the Captain was making a personal log entry, that happens.
Totally laxative , if you ask me.
Especially when the Captain was making a personal log entry, that happens.
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Saw this elsewhere:
Pun enters room, kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Pun enters room, kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
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"What shall we cook?"
"Something fast."
"A cheetah?"
"Something fast."
"A cheetah?"
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Back to cooking. yes. And music.
One should need to know the difference between an onion and a banjo ( to become a great chef
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No one cries
when you cut up a banjo.
One should need to know the difference between an onion and a banjo ( to become a great chef
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If you drop a soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
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https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-24jack action said:
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"How much is it?"BillTre said:
"Installed or not?"
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None. Just the floor slippery! ...jack action said:
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I studied a lot for my blood test. I got A+
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I got O.davenn said:
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awwwwIbix said:I got O.
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Yesjack action said:
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Ibix said:
Lawrence Welk was a bandleader who had a TV show here in the US for years from the 50s all the way into the 80s. He was very famous for always starting the band off with "And a 1 and a 2 ..."Ibix said: