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And then it flies! ... IfIbix said:
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2...
Anna 1, Anna 2...
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davenn said:
(I don't think it's particular to Spongebob, by the way. That's just the first link I found.)
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davenn said:
In small bands the drummer traditionally sets the tempo and beat to lead the next number. Along with tapping the edge of a drum she/he will chant in unison with the tapping, "And a one, and a two, and a ...". Music ensues.Ibix said:
[This has been attributed to several influential American jazz drummers but drums with chants were used to time cannon fire on post 15th C. warships and to time oars on ancient rowing vessels such as the Vikings used; the latter documented by Irish monks in the famous manuscript titled Jazz, jazz, and More Jazz by medieval jazzman Thelonious Monk.
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When I see names of couples in bark, I do not think "oh sweet," but "weird, whoever takes a knife to a date ..."
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Hahahahaha ... Me too!davenn said:
Wait! It is Friday!
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Me too! Yup! "seafood diet", all day, all the time! ...davenn said:
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That just goes to show you the lax privacy measures and intrusion.
Totally laxative , if you ask me.
Especially when the Captain was making a personal log entry, that happens.
Totally laxative , if you ask me.
Especially when the Captain was making a personal log entry, that happens.
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"What shall we cook?"
"Something fast."
"A cheetah?"
"Something fast."
"A cheetah?"
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Back to cooking. yes. And music.
One should need to know the difference between an onion and a banjo ( to become a great chef
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No one cries
when you cut up a
banjo.
One should need to know the difference between an onion and a banjo ( to become a great chef
)No one cries
when you cut up a banjo.
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If you drop a soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
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https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-24jack action said:
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"How much is it?"BillTre said:
"Installed or not?"
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None. Just the floor slippery! ...jack action said:
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I got O.davenn said:
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Yesjack action said:
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Ibix said:
Lawrence Welk was a bandleader who had a TV show here in the US for years from the 50s all the way into the 80s. He was very famous for always starting the band off with "And a 1 and a 2 ..."Ibix said: