This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITESAnyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
I do, for one. Victorinox. Handy for carving a pair of sets of initials in a tree, or removing a cork from a bottle of wine. It can even open a can or tighten a screw.fresh_42 said:
Why are you sad? That's the only job in which you make more money if you're a complete null!Ibix said:I got O.
But there's no actual F. Thus a test that no one fails!Ibix said:I got O.
DaveIn case your date has a screw loose?Mark44 said:
I bought some pastries at a nearby European bakery today, but when I got home, I noticed they were stollen.jack action said:
Quoting my revered great-grandmother when she gave me my first pocket knife, "A gentleman always carries a knife.".Mark44 said:
According to the (now sadly defunct) webcomic Wasted Talent, you know you are dating an engineer when the answer to "is that a screwdriver in your pocket or...?" is "actually, it is a screwdriver".DrClaude said:
This is the plot of a sci-fi short story from years ago. I want to say Asimov, but I'm not sure. Parties unknown leave what amounts to a Star Trek replicator on the steps of a university. Yes there is more than one lying around. Yes you can duplicate one with another. The economists have a rather busy day rewriting their entire discipline...jack action said:
That's new for me.Ibix said:
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jtbell said:
yummy :)fresh_42 said:
Reminds me of the standard question of a computer support department I once knew:davenn said:
While you're there, might as well get them all cut...davenn said:
Mark44 said:
A teacher once told us he'd got a hair cut, to which one of my classmates chirped "Really Sir? Which one?" Amazingly, he survived saying it.Mark44 said:
