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Ibix
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I bought some shoes second hand from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
I call BS on that story...WWGD said:When I go to a fancy place with a wine list I always ask with a straight face if they have my favorite, Cau Manuer( With French accent). Hope they never answer yes, or I am walking out on the spot.
I think you mean CS on it?Ibix said:I call BS on that story...
Gender non-specific bovine excreta.WWGD said:I think you mean CS on it?
I'll save that one for the hotdog place. Vendor is a Bio phd dropout.Ibix said:Gender non-specific bovine excreta.
Ha Ha.WWGD said:I'll save that one for the hotdog place. Vendor is a Bio phd dropout.
Whenever a doctor asks if I'm allergic to anything, I reply "Just poison".WWGD said:When I go to a fancy place with a wine list I always ask with a straight face if they have my favorite, Cau Manuer( With French accent). Hope they never answer yes, or I am walking out on the spot.
Sounds like something Steven Wright might have said.WWGD said:My mother has been walking 3 miles a day for 10 years now. We have no idea where she is.
Imagine if there was a formula to generate all jokes.BillTre said:I like side jokes, for example (from Groucho):
"Outside a dog, a book is a man's (person's) best friend.
Inside a dog, its too dark to read."
There are lots of jokes based playing with meanings of ____-side words.
The driver should hurry up. There's probably a big rock following!BillTre said:
There's probably an archaeologist forum where they only have emojis from the top half.jack action said:
fresh_42 said:There's probably a big rock following!
Fixed that for you...Vanadium 50 said:Or an Acme anvil.
"Was?" When did ACME go out of business? The alternative (far as past tense) is too much to contemplate.Mark44 said:Wile E. Coyote was one of Acme's biggest customers.
There's always a few dead p's.Ibix said:Good spot - there are 22 rows of 47 plus the final row, which should be length 46 (since 23×47=1081) but clearly isn't.
Mark44 said:Wile E. Coyote was one of Acme's biggest customers.